kerro hupsunhupaisa iltasatu!!
Tulee mieleen vaan Pitkäniemen keksi satu-tutkimus.
Koska multa ei irtoo taitoa kertoa satua jossa olis pointti niin kopioin tähän vaan erään ihan vitun loistavan uusiksi muotoillun sensuroimattoman The Hungry Little Catepillarin:
One day there was a little egg on a little fucking leaf and the little shit decided to hatch and chewed four holes in the leaf it was hatched on, what a greedy pig, right? But then the next day it ate a pear and an asshole, I mean apple.
On the third day, which happened to fall on valentines day, it decided to celebrate it’s third day alive and go to a strip club to watch all the little butterflies dance. There it ate seven chicken wings, a whole pizza and two shots of whiskey. After a wonderful day, it decided to go to sleep.
When it woke up the next day, it ate a candy cane, two jelly beans, a marshmallow peep and a pinecone. By now this piece of shit was about the size of a quarter width wise. Think that was all the food that it needed? Hell no. Someone dropped off taco bell so it decided to eat through a few burritos and tacos and enchiladas and leave none for all the other starving caterpillars who got nothing because this asshole ate all the food.
By the time it was able to grow a cocoon around itself, it had eaten so much that it wasn’t able to produce a stable cocoon and ended up dying thought he winter that started in February for some reason.
Moral of the story; don’t be a greedy asshole.
Kirjoittanut Adaka
Alkuperäisesti täältä, pätkä fanficistä nimeltä It’s Not sleepwalking.
(Kirjoittajan lupa pätkän kopiointiin ja julkaisuun kysytty.)