(๑╹ω╹๑) ｡˚ ๑ 🍰🥄 the awaited LM78 rant from a newbie to the lesmis fandom!! good morning!!
( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) how do i even start this . i know ive ranted about how much i love anthony perkins but never actually took the time to watch lm78... okay it was fucking **INCREDIBLE** ALRIGHT?? ok lets start with like. every single detail bc i love just looking at ppl making gayass eye contact ueueueue ᯓ★ (¬`‸´¬) during the toulon era there was. SO MANY GAY TENSION SHIT GOING ON LIKE i swear 2/3 of the film was ab valvert, the french revolution was js. a side dish. which ykw ill take it id do anything to see them kill each other (with affection :3) (⌁° ‸ °⌁) anyways apjavert could NOT STOP LOOKING AT VALJEAN I SWEAR TO GOD. LIKE THE FIRST TIME HE TRIED TO ESCAPE and then was brough to javert's office to get his punishment like. can u just. look at the way javert so casually looks at him and say "foive more years faggot bahahahahaha" and valjean is like gruurughrgurhgrughrg. (btw valjean was ugly as shit during toulon /aff ) and THE SECOND TIME. THE SECOND FUCKING TIME WHEN VALJEAN LITERALLY SWORE HE **WILL** KILL JAVERT AND javert is just like yeah ok thats hot do it again. ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ) like what. WHAT. ok wait um
TAT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW PRETTY THIS MAN IS THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE MOVIE. OR NO. BECAUSE IM GOING INSANE OVER APJAVERT(look at his hand, heeeloo?). the way his eyes. just. locks on valjean every time they see each other. ૮ ྀི◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა the way its just. the way he literally only asked for valjean's name (yk that one scene, like javert was observing the prisoners from above while they were working - spinning something and he said smth like "whos that 24601" LIKE YEAH HE SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR VALJEAN. YEAH.) (˶°ㅁ°) !! if that isnt gay i dont know what else is. (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ ) another thing i find super funny is when valjean was staying at the church?? or wherever the bishop guy was and like when he (vj) was about to leave bro proceeded to kiss the bishop's hand and like i dont have a problem with that. problem is valjean you STINK. everyone stinks a bit back then but GIRL YOU STINK STINK. like even the actor for the bishop guy hesistated to put his hand on your hair lmao you really did look like a fucking beast (girl scared the sister off IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY. UGHH(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )) GO TAKE A SHOWER YOU STINK. (valjean did, now hes handsome and polished.) ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ the entire movie is liek if you see valjean you WILL see javert observing him seconds later. if not then hes in his office jorking it to the thoughts of valjean. - valjeans working? javert will be there to observe!! (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝) - valjeans walking? javert will be there to observe!! (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝) - valjeans trying to run away? javert will be right behind!! (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝) - valjeans at the revolutionaries' speech or whatever? javert as the cutest spy will be right.....behind....(⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝)... ૮ ྀི◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა ok to M sur M now.. there was a lot going on and um. of course we have dear inspector javert's interest in monsieur la maire "madeleine." HAAHAHAHAH ( ^ω^ ) sori im typing ts on my laptop so the use of emoji is ... nonexistent (Im lazy) BUT STILL!! OF course he was the one that got sent there ... of course he had to be there for his prince valjean ugh i love my princess so much HWAT. ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) ૮꒰ ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა the cold sweat running down valjean's back when javert came in to introduce himself to the mayor... eueuee valjean was like "oh...its you again ueue..." but he tried to stay cool n stuff ugh it was so cute. i find everything cute. (ᵕ—ᴗ—) and um. javert's doubts too.. that was also cute.. like he swears he had seen that face somewhere before..but to doubt the mayor to be the convict he has been having a crush on!?!?! NO!!!! >:( !!! and so when he finally realizes hes "wrong" (when they found another guy that lowk looks like valjean and thought thats valjean still.....) javert comes to valjean's place to personally apologize... and ask for punishment!~ wawaaa...
( ≧ᗜ≦)𖹭 look at how cute my princess is in this scene...𖹭 his posture.. the way he stands like ughhh.... and valjean being confused but also relieved he isnt on javert's ass anymore its so cute 𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭 and javert actually felt bad for the ridiculously-handsome-and-fine mayor ... he didnt even shake valjean's hand..T-T i wish they did.. they would literally fuck after. (=^ ◡ ^=) js sayign!!!
(╥‸╥) to the point of wanting to resign... ouh my princess..
(ᵕ—ᴗ—) you ARE MAD!!! your obsession with him is so fucking adorable it makes me go mad too..... (i had to have the subs on bc i was simply too deaf. seriously.) my prince and princess was so cute in this scene... ueueeee also i didnt take any pictures of when someone brought fantine to javert and bro immedietaly took a step back bc eugh. dont bring woman here i like men. ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა (sorry) BUT FOR REALS THOUGH!!!!! and then vajlean had to intervene and he literally told my princess to shut up and go away (he didnt say that but thats what i got so) AND JAVERT DID. of course while sulking like hmph hmph hmhphhmphmh...... and then walks off.. that was adorable.. aaaa o( ˶^▾^˶ )o anyways thats it for NOW. I WILL COME BACK TO TALK ABOUT THE REST OF THIS SHIT LATER ૮˙Ⱉ˙ა ... good morning everyone.. i love my princess I LOVE MY PRINCESS SM!!!!!!