In which The Lila Cugini and Your Old Pal Will are joined by Leilani Clark to discuss Ace Reporter vs Senior Correspondent, Will is a Man out of Time, the Decline and Fall of Journalism, hashtag selfie, the eyes have it, self-diagnosing on the internet, men who make passes at girls who wear glasses, KP dooty, the therapeutic effects of the Super Moon, California's silent agriculture, ritual del lo habitual, robbed of sight leads to the inevitable Little House on the Prairie discussion, sympathy or lack thereof for indigenous populations in American entertainment, Little House on the Prairie meets Lady Chatterley's Lover, Jane Seymour - Attractive Medicine Woman, how to turn your Country & Western career into an acting career, Lila brings self-esteem back into the discussion, scandalous age differences, turns out Brad Pitt is older than Angelina Jolie, Lila and Leilani are cradle robbers (and Will remains silent on the topic), how to wreck your career without resorting to hookers and blow, your mom is unreliable, sexism in the workplace, motherhood and caffeine, self-esteem as a commercial transaction, Will accidentally references Forever 41 21, mutton dressed as lamb, Courthouse Square: What a dump, everyone wants to bray no one wants to pay, lost and found, how to distract your child, telephonic escapism, The Scourge of Righteous Indignation, Will's dream retirement: yelling at children from his porch while throwing empty beer cans at them, the pressure of demands on the modern Lila, the heyday of The 50/50s, unsolicited advice, the trick of high self-esteem is being able to confidently give advice to those with low self-esteem, gender bias, be here now (or later), The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem should not be confused with The Seven Pillars of Wisdom, Impostor Syndrome, asking the moon for advice, Leilani reports on some rad women in Roseland, a strict chia-seed diet.