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The triumphant return of Less Rock, More Talk. In which Lila and Will are joined by Mr. Steven Thomas and Bebeh Keene and Tristy. Discussions are held on the topics of babies (duh), bowling jokes, violence and vikings, GPS, changing tables, peculiar occurences, 80s pulp literature, the relative merits of Leonardo DiCaprio's facial hair (or lack thereof), and behind the scenes of a radio broadcast studio. Hilarity ensues.
In the absence of The Lila Cugini, Your Old Pal presents "An Aural History of Living in New York". Yes, Will is old. But at least you'll get to hear the likes of Ramones, REM, Iron Maiden, The Vipers, Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians, Pixies, Sonic Youth, Lunachicks, King Missile, God Is My Co-Pilot, Marc Ribot, and Baron Down. Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion! Your Old Pal Will promises to improve his narrative ability.
On this thrilling episode of Less Rock More Talk, The Lila Cugini and Your Old Pal Will are joined by Steve Ausburne and Erik Bowman to discuss such scintillating topics as massage school, Trivia Crack, brain stimulation, twerking, floorsitters, kids these days, senior discount buffets, our future selves, the true ISIS, professional band drafting, heckling, bronies, and Nazi meth labs.
In which The Lila Cugini and Your Old Pal Will are joined by @heypoindexter to discuss the general topic of New Zealand. We touch on the correct pronunciation of Dunedin (because Will is obsessed with The Clean), airport security, immigration and the New Zealand Skill Shortage List, weta (no not that weta, the other weta), accents, Peter Jackson, Bag End, Lila's new career as a writer of Shire domestic drama, Taika Waititi, sports, the blight of cross-fit upon Santa Rosa public parking, the rain (always the rain), and once again Lila is haunted. We also hear music by The Clean and Tall Dwarfs.
In which The Lila Cugini and Your Old Pal Will are joined by Caitlin Childs and Steven Thomas to discuss awakening your senses to your hip, food prep, cats, Hawai'i and why chia seeds will not turn you into a Tarahumaran runner (unless you are actually Tarahumaran).
In which The Lila Cugini and Your Old Pal Will are joined by Leilani Clark to discuss Ace Reporter vs Senior Correspondent, Will is a Man out of Time, the Decline and Fall of Journalism, hashtag selfie, the eyes have it, self-diagnosing on the internet, men who make passes at girls who wear glasses, KP dooty, the therapeutic effects of the Super Moon, California's silent agriculture, ritual del lo habitual, robbed of sight leads to the inevitable Little House on the Prairie discussion, sympathy or lack thereof for indigenous populations in American entertainment, Little House on the Prairie meets Lady Chatterley's Lover, Jane Seymour - Attractive Medicine Woman, how to turn your Country & Western career into an acting career, Lila brings self-esteem back into the discussion, scandalous age differences, turns out Brad Pitt is older than Angelina Jolie, Lila and Leilani are cradle robbers (and Will remains silent on the topic), how to wreck your career without resorting to hookers and blow, your mom is unreliable, sexism in the workplace, motherhood and caffeine, self-esteem as a commercial transaction, Will accidentally references Forever 41 21, mutton dressed as lamb, Courthouse Square: What a dump, everyone wants to bray no one wants to pay, lost and found, how to distract your child, telephonic escapism, The Scourge of Righteous Indignation, Will's dream retirement: yelling at children from his porch while throwing empty beer cans at them, the pressure of demands on the modern Lila, the heyday of The 50/50s, unsolicited advice, the trick of high self-esteem is being able to confidently give advice to those with low self-esteem, gender bias, be here now (or later), The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem should not be confused with The Seven Pillars of Wisdom, Impostor Syndrome, asking the moon for advice, Leilani reports on some rad women in Roseland, a strict chia-seed diet.
The Lila Cugini and Your Old Pal Will are joined by Triste. We discover that there are majestic grain silos in Canada, for those about to rock, Will can apologize, Saskatchewan is the wheat belt of Canada, Lila likes to Google herself, the ancestry of Modern Americans, Soviet Cyrillic, awkward family reunions, shirttail relations, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman, A Cock and Bull Story, In Soviet Russia Cyrillic Alphabet something-something You, Triste was raised by beatniks, Lila was raised by hippies, Will was raised by Suburban America, the dress codes of beatniks, communal living in all its glory and peril, parenting vs "parenting", spreading the love, all in the "family", "farm" life, leadership, polygamist mission statements, Lila is immortal, intellectualization and its effects on child-rearing, The Crying of Lot Wherever-It-Was-Lila-Used-to-Play, the communal hippie diaspora, not exactly Too Close for Comfort and a different kind of Full House, Lila is immortalized, out on the tiles, Triste's radio career at KZSC, Diamanda Galas can be quite an "interview", asking for a bowl of communal cereal may not result in the answer you were hoping for, the meaning of "hippie", 5 pound blocks of cheese, bags of groceries, enlightenment may also be construed as self-centeredness, the waves of feminism, pirate radio (totally not endorsed by KWTF), beer-drinkin' Deals,zine culture, women really do rock, freaks seek freaks except when everyone is a freak, finally bringing women to comedy stages in Sonoma County, so much unfunny, what's the deal with people who are not like me amirite?, comedy avoidance, how to train an audience, variety is the spice of life, the value of shared interests, self-monitoring wardrobes, what do you mean I can't start off just like Louis CK, the possibility of being masculine AND liking women, cupcake outfits and wedding dresses and pumping iron, everyday feminism, be the change, are you a boy or are you a girl, less rock more listening, invasion of the public radio voices, and Hitler.
In which The Lila Cugini and Your Old Pal Will are joined by special guest Station Manager Ben Saari and discuss the nature of roll playing games, dabbling in the dark arts of D&D, limited excitement about virtual tabletops, Will shills for Spaceteam, Ben is a fourth wall breaker, Will brainstorms some excellent fundraising ideas, shaking down DJs, The KWTF Origin Story, Will tunes out while handling Less Rock More Talk social media, the sweet spot West of Occidental for a KWTF broadcast antenna, shuffling the virtual programming cartridges, the inside of Ben's mind, the demise of the fishing industry in Bodega Bay, the uniqueness of Less Rock More Talk, props to Bursts O' Goodness and DJ Broken Record, oh wait it's Tuesday night, the ever shifting schedule of KWTF, Petaluma in the house, spinning the virtual version of the Snow Angel single that is being kickstarted to appear in vinyl form (which of course Will is very excited about), Return of Weremeranian: Based on a True Story, Lila's Bedtime Earthquake Stories, Stop Drop and Hold On, Steven's mad earthquake retrofitting skills, psychic connections, the spookiness of over 40s, disaster preparedness is a good thing, Lila flouts water conservation, the questionable value of NPR pledge rewards, properties with defensible positions, general lack of knowledge regarding Peter Capaldi, Will explains regeneration, Will explains Daleks, a brief explanation of the episode of Less Rock More Talk you will never hear again, Lila is intent on leading a guided meditation, places to hear Ben vocalize to the dulcet tones of Slandyr, the new eternal children, the malignant influence of roll playing games on the youth of today, the sad case of music rights and WKRP, another brilliant fundraising idea, Life Coaching with Ben Saari, love is exciting and new.
No photos, please. While The Lila Cugini is out shopping for furniture, Your Old Pal Will is joined by the women of Petals and Bones: Dani Burlison and Leilani Clark. In this episode they discuss experiencing the feels of now, the usefulness of peppy music, the excitement of couch shopping, living room saunas, a dearth of topics, are monologues necessary? already with the James Franco, weather patterns and diseases, travel writing and travel warnings, escarg-oh-no, already with the Mark Wahlberg, is The Happening a remake of Day of the Triffids, dendromovie night, Sarah Sanger's pet peeves, M. Knight Shamalamadingdong, garlic butter transfusions, what diseases don't mosquitos carry, fearing the fear of ebola, lack of faith, travel in the time of cholera, who doesn't love intoxicated animals? Will is reminded of Uzumaki, substance dependency issues of snails, Widespread Flu Panic, are bed bugs real, no one wants a bed sty, Dendrophilia and how to get it, lack of understanding regarding depression, the impact of Robin Williams on us all, people watch Ferngully? J Mascis likes to get hugged, Dani likes hugs, John Cusack likes hugs, Democrats like hugs, Republicans don't like hugs, Will may be a Republican? Dani is accidentally married (spiritually at least), be gazed upon for reasonable price (it's totally not creepy), no one likes "soul gazing", Dani describes Will's worst nightmare, blech... rosewater, post-spiritual ecstasy trip to In-N-Out, Leilani will not stand in line (or on line if she's in New York), fame does not bring solace, built up to be torn down, Will saves a little monkey for you, Will is ready for a new topic, dude you should totally watch the original Norwegian version of Insomnia, also Moscow on the Hudson, but not Club Med, also you should totally watch The Fisher King, and maybe that movie that Will thinks is a Kurosawa film, book reports on books you haven't read, Dani is the original Bad Feminist, Dani cheers herself up by reading post-Apocalyptic novels during the summer, don't judge, people are jerks, perhaps you should compare and contrast Bad Feminists, Dani is the Perfect Feminist, read and absorb, Leilani has awesome friends, Sebastopol bindi goddess skanks, everything Will knows about Kali he learned from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, The Sebastopol Handbook which includes such useful information as Identifying a Yoni at 30 Paces, oddly enough most female comics are funny and most male comics are not funny, FYI Lila and her new couch will be Womyn-ing the program next week, how do you say Lime Disease House in Japanese (Train?), Friends or Astronauts, which is funnier: fasting or The Vodka Diet? Station Manager Ben would like for Dani to not use the F-bomb, The Ghost of Lila's Host moves the mic away from Leilani, props to stand-up comics, turns out joking about older women's eyes isn't funny, pre-mature balding is always funny, Waldorf teachers are really really funny, young women should do stand-up comedy, exposure therapy is good for you, overcoming your fears of flying by joining Petals and Bones for their Pens and Pints excursion to the Charles M Schultz Airport, how to get free booze when you fly, Will can only imagine what it must be like to fly with two people who have panic attacks about flying, how much Ambien is too much Ambien, what to watch on an airplane, what not to watch an airplane, dude you should totally watch Ghost Dog, Dani claims she is better, Dani finds her happy place, more James Franco talk, Dani is a professional Location Scout, Reply to to [email protected] Yes or No: Do You Like James Franco? turns out one monkey does not stop a show.
With our senses now awake we find the studio mysteriously empty, Hey Hey I'm a Monkee, The Return of The Lila Cugini, Be Prepared, Freeform Radio At Its Finest, Happiness Is..., Clothing or Lack Thereof in the Country of Oregon, Dance Like No One Is Blah Blah Blah, Will Is Inspired for This Year's Halloween Costume, Straight Edge EDM, Origin Story of The 50/50s, Leveraging Social Media Strategies, Facebook Is The New Myspace in The Worst Possible Way, Facebook Is The Gateway to The Past, The Problem with Time Travel, Lila Joins the Present Thanks to a Rigged Carnival Game, Shifting Demographics of Non-Active Musical Endeavors, Who Is Responsible for 3 Year Old Photo Posts Appearing on Your Facebook Timeline, The Delightful Eden of Twitter, Inspired to Never See an Inspirational Quote Again, Slo-Mo Selfies Are the New Thing (Trust Us), The Archies vs Your Old Pal Will, Will Remembers How the Buttons on the Console Work, Weird Energy, Another Attempt to Explain the Lack of Parking in Downtown Santa Rosa on a Tuesday Night, New Product in the Whole Foods Bulk Aisle, Where You Can Find Us On Twitter (Hint: @MoreTalkKWTF or @LilaCugini or @twitmonkee), Moving Right Along, The Residue Left Behind by Teenage Tenants, Phobia Avoidance Therapy, Cumulative Effect of Apathetic Apartment Dwellers, Sonoma County Fair as Private Party Location, The Merits of Deep Fried Batter, Whether Lack of Organization is the Same as Hoarding, Drink Tickets as Barter, The Effects of Mind Altering Substances on Personality, How to Become Addicted to Coffee and Cigarettes, Camping in Your Living Room by Necessity, A Rift in the Space/Time Continuum Causes a Minute to become 3 Minutes, Will Notes that More Puns to Should Be Implemented in Future Episode, Social Networking as a Method of Guilt Tripping
The Lila Cugini and Your Old Pal Will are joined by Leilani Clark and Caitlin Childs to discuss Clothing-Optional Group Meditation for World Peace, Happy Naked Hawaiians vs Evil Calico Missionary Wives, Indigenous Fruits of Hawai'i, Quarter-Informed Book Reviews, Traveller Archetypes of Santa Rosa to San Diego Flights, The Official Drinking Game of Less Rock More Talk, Road Trip Democracy, Lila's Celebrity Recognition Quotient, Opportunities to Avoid Discussing Teenage Romance with Pre-Teens, Harry Potter and His Rage Issues, The Stature of Hugh Jackman, Toy Mule for Station Manager Ben Saari, The Geek & Sundry Empire, Teen Exorcists, ...And We Could Have Gotten Away With It If It Weren't For You Pesky Millennials, Extreme Film Production Schedules, Top X Male Celebrities in Need of Botox Where the Value of X Is Greater Than 3, The Great American Actor Harry Dean Stanton, Baseless Kris Kristofferson Hate, Poor Julia Roberts, General Lack of Respect for Kenny Loggins, Gross Generalizations of the Steely Dan Fanbase, Venn Diagrams of Interests, The Nature of Comic Con, Year of the Podcast (Again), Martian Crime Fighting, The Origin of Penny Dreadfuls, Long-Lasting Television Shows, Will's Brilliant Plan to Revive Soap Operas in the Age of the Internet, The Feet of Michael Franti, Footwear Trends of the Transient Folk of West End Santa Rosa, How Social Advocates for Youth Assist the Homeless Youth of Santa Rosa and How You Can Help, The Door Opens and The Door Closes, Who Are The People in Your Neighborhood, Similarities Between Drunken Adults and Sober Toddlers, Compassion and Mindfulness, Lila's Brilliant Pitch for a Web TV Series Featuring a Super Hero Homeless Teen Bringing Social Justice to the Mean Streets of Santa Rosa with a Shower Bus, Paleo Fashion or Lack Thereof, The Nuances of Colonial American Theology.
Bonus Spotify Playlist: http://goo.gl/iYBI6F
The Lila Cugini and Your Old Pal Will discuss the scintillating topics of The Exotic Middle West, Xenu, Kinks, Kids and Their Twitters These Days, Taming the Ravages of Age, Everyone's Favorite Nuclear-Free Zone, Old People and Their Facebooks These Days, Limited Audiences, Corporate Underwriting, Shangri La, Transience and Expanded Consciousness, The Last Bastion of the Cultural Revolution, Rally 'Round the Cause Boys, The Life and Times of a Whole Foods CSM, Questioning Life, San Francisco Mass Transportation, Domestic Travel, Legalized Gambling and Loose Change, Luck, Epic Film Experience, Derek the Listener, Branding Opportunities for New Markets, Paella, Professional Note Taking, Sasquatch, and The Next Episode of Less Rock More Talk.
The Lila Cugini and Your Old Pal Will take you on the maiden voyage of Less Rock, More Talk. Listen as Lila talks about Wookiees, the 70s, boobs, bars, The Electric Company, personal safety and Jimmy Fallon. Try to listen to Will as he accidentally talks off axis into the microphone for the entire show and can barely be heard. It's a good thing he brought some choice vinyl to listen to.
Our show, summed up in less than 30 seconds.
