#lesswise

[goomykins]

lesswise replied to your post:Just realized Azog doesn’t have any nipples.

oH MY GOD

itty bitty tiny orc nipples

[hobbitunderthemountain]

ragingqueenunderthemountain replied to your post: thefaerie replied to your post: OLD!BI...

OH MY GOD, BLESS YOU FOR PUTTING THIS ON MY DASH.

I'M SORRY IT'S SO SMALL AND CRAPPY BUT YOU'RE WELCOME~~

lesswise replied to your post: thefaerie replied to your post: OLD!BI...

bILBO BABY OH MY GOD KAT

I K NOW

[goomykins]

✐ ❦ (share your secrets)

✐ - fave types of movies?

Fantasssyyyyyy, comedy, and superhero movies.

❦- fave characters?

I’m usually drawn to the sweethearts and the villains.

For example; Aurora and Maleficent, Bilbo (and the rest of the company) and Azog, Bolin and Mako, Batman (shhh he’s a sweetie in my mind) and Talia al Ghul, etc etc…

Thank you, m’dear. :3

[goomykins]

*whispers* bagginshield

THIS IS THE EXACT PAIRING I WANTED THANK YOU, DEAR SANDY.

Who cooks: Bilbo

Who does the laundry and other chores: their servants (consort!Bilbo doesn’t have time for domestic chores anymore)

How many children do they have: I have an AU where they have children from separate relationships but have one daughter together.

Who’s more dominate: They both are, because we all know Bilbo has Thorin wrapped around his finger.

Favorite nonsexual activity: Taking walks outside of Erebor together when they have the time.

Their favorite place to be together: Sitting curled up together in front of their fireplace. ;u;

Any traditions: Every year on Durin's Day they all get together with the Company and celebrate.

Their “song”: Misty Mountains

What they do for each other on holidays: Thorin lets Bilbo braid flowers into his hair for special Hobbit holidays

Where did they go for their honeymoon: The Shire~

Where did they first meet: Kind of obvious

Any pets: THE PUGS

What do they fight over: Whose turn it is to feed the pugs

Do they go on vacations, if so where: Ered Luin

[hobbitunderthemountain]

lesswise replied to your post: snowmissus asked:kat you cant get...

there’s no leaving you have to burn with the rest of us

nO

[durinsheir]

I just remembered you're the one who writes all ahead, full sail (love that fic to death oh my god)

:D

Dude I’m so glad you love it! I love it to death sometimes literally too.

[hobbitunderthemountain]

lesswise replied to your post: I J U ST…….HIT 2K FOLLOWERS………

all of them should know theyre following someone hella rad (congrats kat c:)

you guys are so kind thank you!!!（*/∇＼*）

[goomykins]

catherine what the hell is on your icon I've tried to wipe it off for like three minutes

OH MY GOD. 

http://mekichichifu.tumblr.com/post/81751655254/hobbitunderthemountain-mekichichifu-im