<anon> excuse me mr count sir what's your type </anon>
" my consorts are all very different from each other so this is an unexpectedly hard question to answer. i'm attracted to all three of them for very different reasons. "
" with zelda i have always liked older women. as i hit my 420s that pool is growing smaller daily. But also she's a truly grisly artist. i fell in love with her art first, and then we spent a great deal of time together. our affections grew from there. my darling abomination. "
" when it comes my beloved mordis there is his boyish charm. his incredibly corruptible and flexible monkness. not to mention he is a dusk elf. he was already my treasure, but we have special history. it took a lot of work and romance to convince him to be with him. it's a miracle i leave his room. by the way, if you even look at him in way that makes him uncomfortable, i'll bite your hand off! "
" then there's astarion. he's still new to me. he's as pretty as the stars in the sky, and he knows it. but more importantly he's a brilliant shot with a glock and he's witty. and he makes me feel unmoored. plus i'm bringing him our mutual's enemies' head in a jar as a wedding present. truly i could grow to love him too. "
