I wish my wedding jacket fit me like this when I actually got married in it 🤣 PS: IM ORDAINED AND JUST DID MY FIRST WEDDING! Hire me for your weddings and baptisms

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I wish my wedding jacket fit me like this when I actually got married in it 🤣 PS: IM ORDAINED AND JUST DID MY FIRST WEDDING! Hire me for your weddings and baptisms
Oh God, how adorable is he?
Hey folks, I am now a legal Justice of the Peace. I can marry bitches what what.
sometimes I dissect my dinner at the table and it looks goddamn disgusting like ugh what is even this stuff why aren't I a vegan hella eww dead animal and then I put it in my mouth and its like woahmygod what is this luscious delicacy of tastiness in my mouth why did I ever wait to eat it this is heaven on earth wooooow.
Another reason why Jennifer Lawrence is Tumblr personified -
SHE SPEAKS LIKE US.