Aliens? Abroad there on one of those Trappist 1 planets
Name: La Trappe Triple Brewery: La Trappe Trappis @t From: Eindhoven, Holland Style: Triple Strength: 8% ABV Size: 330ml Price: €3 something
Earth calling Trappist 1. Come in Trappist 1.
So that star with the 7 earth size planets with 3 that possibly contain life is called Trappist 1. I could be wrong with the number of planets but ya know what I’m on about like. A star named after beer monks? Space. Monks. Beer. Holland. Belgium. Aliens. Sure fuck it this’ll write itself I says!
I do love a good triple. A slow burner when ya be chillin like. It pours a lovely inviting golden blond with a proud bright white top. As elegant as champagne in my go to Galway crystal. My crystal brandy glasses are perfect for triples. It’s fruity on the nose. Peachy? Flowery? Floral I should say. More professional. Apricot? Yellow fruits. Right. Let’s lush. It’s full bodied almost creamy in texture. Sweet. Light maltiness. Mmmm. Bitter ending. Dry finish. Solid.
Enough about that lets talk shite. Aliens? Abroad there on one of those Trappist 1 planets. Do they have beer? I hope so! They need it. They must have come up with it. I mean ever since way back in ancient Egypt or Sumerian times we’ve been lushin beer. Fellas mixin crushed up grain and water to see what it was like. They made porridge/bread. They made beer. Ya see they both came about at the same time. Maybe a fella was full and left some aside and a while later he went back to it. It had fermented. It was beer! Where am I goin with this? Oh yeah aliens. I’m sure the same thing happened above there in Trappist 1. Do they have hops? What kinda grains? Do ya need ID if you’re under 18? So many questions.
Well until Elon Musk gets the finger out I’ll just have to wait for answers. We all have to wait.
Anyway yeah La Trappe is a fine example of a Trappist triple. It’s Dutch too! Majority are Belgian.
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