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Oh, Rachel! Just making sure you're still on board for coat-check duty at tomorrow's dance.
Well I don’t have any other plans…
…I’m totally kidding. Of course. I’d be insulted if you asked someone else. I’ll be there an hour early to set up.
Willie! It's great to see you back online, interacting with Greendale's wide range of Human Beings™. Have you given any more thought to visiting our campus? I really feel you'd fit in here!
Uh, thanks Mr. Dean…I…I don’t know….IT’S JUST SO MUCH PRESSURE
Hey, mister! You might have fought for this country but you haven't been fighting for Greendale. Making 'adult decisions' is COMPLETELY the opposite of Greendale's fun-loving theology, and I've seen your wife. I just don't think she'd be able to pull off any dress of mine. And what exactly do you mean by 'lifestyle'? Ugh, never mind - you just see how you fare when you beg to get through Greendale's doors again!
Like I'd share the secret of my couture magic with a potential traitor. I'm sure you're a nice guy and all beneath the insipidity, but I'm keeping my cards close until we manage to resolve this little... issue with Subway.
I… I am not a traitor! I fought for this country! I’m insipid? You think you can talk to me any way you like just because, what, I lack flavor?
I don’t need to beg for scraps of affection from people who will never appreciate me. You know what, Dean Pelton? I’m signing those transfer papers right now. Not because I’m a traitor, but because I am a grown man, and I’m making an adult decision.
I’ve always respected your choice of lifestyle, but I will pray for you to find it in yourself to become a kinder, more compassionate man.
It's a secret, Todd! And I'm reluctant to tell you when you're already thinking of applying to Subway AND City College. That's almost the unholy trinity of anti-Greendale sentiment right there, if we assume anything relative to South Korea would be the third party.
Dean, you’ve got it wrong. I’d love to stay with Greendale if it’s still here tomorrow. I haven’t signed any transfer papers yet, because you told me there’s a chance.
I wish we didn’t have to have to pit all our allegiances against each other like this. I think people should always try diplomacy first, and I don’t think that makes me “too sensitive”!
By the way, you never answered my question about the bodice of your southern belle outfit. Any chance of getting the pattern? We could modify it for Joy.
On behalf of the ever-lovable Annie Edison, I'd just like to make it known that she's under a lot of stress right now, and we'd really appreciate it if you didn't contact her because you're JUST the kinda catalyst she currently needs for exploding and taking down all our super-secret plan in the process - m'kay?
Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you were in the middle of a super-secret plan. What else should I know about this plan, so I can avoid making more mistakes?
It feels like AGES since I've seen you out on the floor, you know. I hope you're not thinking of becoming a Subway Human Being. Orgasmically delicious sandwiches aside, they hardly have the best interests of the individual at heart.
It's not my fault that as soon as those Subway goons catch a glimpse of white morph-suit they pounce. Besides if there's no more Greendale I can't really do Greendale Community Service.Wait.
Does that mean I'm off the hook?
Todd, we get along, right? You respect me as a Dean and I respect you as a student. But what you're doing is unforgivable! Cavorting with the enemy? Caving in to City College? Greendale's finest students are on the case as we speak, doing their best to ensure Subway doesn't sink their perfectly-manicured talons into our school! You can't give up the good fight!
Dean Pelton, I appreciate that you worked really hard for the school in your own way, especially in the last couple of months. I’m really sorry you feel that way.
It’s kind of hard not to think the sale of Greendale is final when the library’s already being converted into a Subwayary. City College sounds like the better opportunity. But if you really feel that way, Dean, I can hold off signing those transfer papers for a little while longer. I don’t want to be missing the opportunity altogether, though.
By the way, Joy was asking about the southern belle outfit you had in one of the yearbook photos, the blue taffeta with white lace. Any chance we could get the pattern? She liked the bodice.
