If you are at a party or with a gathering of friends and you decide to put on a show...
Just don’t. Do NOT do that to everyone because everybody in the fucking house knows you are faking it, and you are actually testing EVERYBODY’S patience. So put the fucking selfie/video machine down, stop obnoxiously raising your voice over everyone, stop whining and crying about the fuckboy YOU invited over last minute, and how he’s not paying attention to you, and stop trying to pick fights with the guy chilling next to you so said fuckboy can get involved. These party poopers man, like if you miss high school so much, then why don’t go back!Because everybody is trying to unwind and have fun and NOBODY wants to put up with your bullshit. btw, people aren't laughing at a joke or laughing with you, they are laughing AT YOU, THE SITUATION THAT IS YOU because you are making a goddamn fool of yourself. It is second hand embarrassment laughter.











