#lettersinbottles

[seawardcipher]

*BEWARE! A CHILD!! Mable is here and wearing a eye path! She pokes Bill with a paper sword* arrgh! I'm here to plunder ye treasure!! Hand over any scratch and sniff stickers ye have on board

@mabel-multiverse-explorer

WE'RE UNDER ATTACK, ME HEARTIES!!! . . . Steve? We're under attack... . . . ARR, YE WIN THIS TIME LASS, BUT I'LL RECLAIM ME PRECIOUS BOOTY LATER!

[He hands over a pack of scratch and sniff stickers from one of his pockets. Fruit-themed!]

AT LEAST IT'S NOT ME SMENCILS... GRUMBLE GRUMBLE...

[seawardcipher]

"Hello there."

@reverse-falls-ford

AHOY, LANDLUBBER!

[seawardcipher]

Baby shower! You said you dont have genders and junk so maybe blue and pink aren't the best ideas

What about yellow!! Is that weird?? We can decorate everything with little shapes!! Is your baby going to be a shape? Is there a way to tell??

- @mabel-multiverse-explorer

HAR HAR!!! THAT BE A GREAT IDEA! OR YE COULD DO A RAINBOW, GET ALL YER COLORS IN THERE... You just want to hide pride flags everywhere. YAR! AND IT BE A GREAT IDEA!

[seawardcipher]

WOULD ANY OF YE LIKE FREE ESTROGEN? THAR BE TOO MUCH FROM YER... MAGIC.

[seawardcipher]

AHOOOY!!!

Long has it been since I've laid eye on land! ... of course, that be because mine doesn't work! Yarharhar! ... Is anybody there?

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"Pirate Bill" is completely blind even without the eye patch. Whether he's even ALIVE is debatable. Have fun. Yes he has a computer on his ship.

[seawardcipher]

YARRR, SING! THAT BE WHAT ANY SIREN SHOULD BE DOIN', PENNY! ... She's just playing with a toy piano. IT BE SINGIN' IN HER HEART! HISSS!!! Gah! ... How many Pollies has she eaten, now? EIGHTY-NINE! ... Such a waste...

[seawardcipher]

SQUAAAAAK!!!!

Hissss!!!!!!!!

HOHO! EXCELLENT HUNTING, MY LITTLE PUPFISH!

[seawardcipher]

PENELOPE, STOP EATING POLLY, YE SCALLYWAG!