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... DO YOU KNOW SOMEBODY WHO WOULD? YES!!!!!!!! MANY A TREASURE HAVE I PLUNDERED!!! AYE, IT BE GOOD! MAYHAPS I WILL SHOW YE, SOMEDAY! ... NAR, THAT BE NONE OF YER INTREST, YAR?

... DO YE KNOW OF ANY NON-DIGITAL PLUNDER I MIGHT BE INTRESTED IN, PRIVATE?

henchmaniac-ford

"..gold perhaps? It's much more valuable than anything you could get off of the internet. Unless you happen to be stealing cat videos! The teens of this age love those!"

"In any case.. I don't know anyone who would willingly hand over their password to you. I wouldn't be surprised if you have some ulterior motives for wanting it. Hacking or.. I'm still getting used to technology these days.."

seawardcipher

… AYE, BUT I ALREADY HAVE TOO GRAND A TROVE OF GOLD FROM MY MANY YEARS AT SEA… I WAS THINKING MORE… STATUES, AND SUCH. THE KIND YE CAN FIT IN YET HAND. OR THE KIND YE CAN HUG! I'LL GO FOR THE GOLD THOUGH. THANK YOU, PRIVATE!

NAR, I SIMPLY WISH TO FINISH DOWNLOADING MODS FER ZOO TYCOON 2 AND THE MOVIES... HACKING IS STEVE'S JOB.

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm not giving you anything. I suppose it makes sense for you to abandon the chase for gold once you've been doing it for so long.. but, if you have so much money why not buy yourself some wi-fi?"

"Why do you need internet for movies? Don't you have a vhs? I'm afraid I have no idea what the hell a mod for zoo tycoon is"

seawardcipher

[His hand hovers over a cutlass by his side.]

... RIGHT... WELL, IT'S EXPENSIVE AND I CAN'T SEE THE FINE PRINT. OR ANY PRINT FOR THAT MATTER. GYAR-HAR-HAR! ... I DON'T WANT TO LOSE EVERYTHING TO SOME SCUMMY IMPERIAL LANDLUBBERS...

... "THE MOVIES" IS A GAME. YE MAKE MOVIES FER PROFIT TO MAKE MORE, BETTER MOVIES. IT'S OLD BY NOW... AND SO TOO IS ZOO TYCOON 2! ... A MOD SIMPLY... ADDS TO YER GAME. I COULD SHOW YE...

henchmaniac-ford

"I have a gun pointed directly at you."

Hench is quiet for a minute trying to comprehend this "you're unable to read fine print but you can play video games? How the hell do you steer your ship!? Does- why doesn't Steve read to you!?"

"Are the movies real? That sounds more akin to a job than a game" Well, now Hench feels old "it can't be much older than 20 years. The only game I partake in is DD&MD's which is an in person game, I doubt you could modify it.

seawardcipher

... WELL THAT 'ARDLY SEEMS FAIR.

SCREEN READER AND MODS FER THAT. AND STEVE... HE DOES! JUST... HE PREFERS TO STAY OUT OF MY AFFAIRS. BECAUSE THEY'RE CRIMINAL. I'M A PIRATE!

[Why would you SAY THAT-]

NOT QUITE. THEY'RE ONLY A FEW MINUTES AT MOST... BUT YE CAN WATCH 'EM! ... IF YE HAVE EYES. I DON'T... IT'S ABOUT... YAR, 20 YEARS OLD, THE MOVIES. 21 FER ZOO TYCOON 2.

E'ER HEARD OF "HOMEBREW"? 'TIS THE SAME THING, FOR PHYSICAL TTRPGS.

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm not concerned with making things fair"

That brings up so many more questions honestly "All of your variants seem to be some sort of criminal. Is Steve imprisoned on your boat!? If he isn't interested in being tangled in your affairs why is he traveling with you?"

"Where is your eye? Shouldn't you have the ability to regenerate? I don't see anything hindering your powers.."

"I have- I meant you wouldn't be able to 'show me' how to work the mods considering its not a computer game"

seawardcipher

YE'D BE A GOOD PIRATE. STEVE STAYS WILLINGLY! WE'VE BEEN INSEPARABLE FER AGES UNTOLD, AFTER ALL! ... I'D SAY MORE, BUT YARRRN'T A FRIEND TA ME. . . . ... I DON'T HAVE A BODY OF ME OWN TO REGENERATE REGARDLESS. I PLUNDERED THIS ONE. I COULD DM FOR A SESSION.

henchmaniac-ford

"..Sailing has always been a dream of mine and I already happen to be a criminal. I could see myself making a good one."

"You aren't blackmailing him or anything of that sort?" He raises an eyebrow "Steve is technically unliked by your variants.. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrested in learning why you fall outside that norm"

"That's morally dubious. Where did you find the body?"

oh, no he really likes DD&MD and there aren't many people out there that play.. No- he's not congregating with the enemy because he likes the same game as him! "I'm sure you could."

seawardcipher

YARRR!!! NARRR!!! ... ... ... FER LEGAL REASONS I CAN'T DISCLOSE THARRR... ... I HAVE A FIRST EDITION VERSION AND HANDMADE FIGURINES. I COULD MAKE SOME FOR YE TOO. IF YE DON'T KILL ME FIRST, GYAR HAR HAR!

henchmaniac-ford

"Legal reasons or are you hiding the information from me because you know I'll have an issue with it?"

"..A first edition? The one I owned has diminished in quality due to its years locked away without proper care. What are you figures made from?"

seawardcipher

... HIDING IT. BUT IF YE TRULY WISH TO KNOW, I MUST WARN YE, THE TRUTH BE HORRIFYING! ... UNLESS YOU HATE TRIANGLES. DO YE, PRIVATE SHOOTSFIRST? POLYMER CLAY AND ACRYLIC PAINT.

henchmaniac-ford

"That doesn't surprise me." He pauses his brows furrowing "you could say that.. I hate Bill variants specifically"

"My roommate and I would make figures in college in the same fashion! My nephew recently informed me people can print them now?"

seawardcipher

... IN THAT CASE, PERHAPS YE MAY WISH TO HEAR IT... WELL, I FIND THE NASTIEST, CRUELEST, MEANEST, AND MOST HORRIBLE BILL I LAND ME MIND'S EYE ON! In a manner of speaking. THEN, I GO IN AND TAKE CONTROL FER LONG ENOUGH TA MAKE 'IM DO GOOD! I CONFUSE THE POOR CRITTER, AND WHEN HE'S FRUSTRATED, I DO IT AGAIN! OVER AND OVER, WAITIN' FER WHEN HE'S AT HIS MOST VULNERABLE, RUINING HIS EVIL REPUTATION, AND WHEN HE FINALLY BREAKS? I DESTROY WHAT REMAINS OF HIS MIND AND KIDNAP THE HUSK, KEEPIN' THE POOR FOOL IN THE BRIG 'TIL I BE NEEDIN' A NEW HOST! ... Steve said it's okay because they're awful and I'm not, and Pirates kidnapping people is kind of standard practice.

AYE, 3D PRINTING! ... I DON'T 'AVE A 3D PRINTER AN' I DON'T QUITE FEEL INTERESTED IN GIVING UP WORKING WITH ME HANDS.

henchmaniac-ford

Hench crosses his arms staring down at the triangle with heavy skepticism. A laugh manages to escape from him as he listens to pirates rambling. "I've been meeting an awful lot of Bill's that want nothing more than to destory other variants of themselves lately! I think the world could do with less of them myself"

Hench crouches down, he'd be looking into pirates eye if he had one "I tend to find myself wanting to help variants of myself lead a good life. What do you think of redemption? If they're so awful psychological torture being done upon them can be excused would you say they even deserve a chance at redemption? Do you think they could ever truly become better people?"

seawardcipher

BUT THEN HOW WOULD I KEEP UP MY SUPPLY OF BODIES? GYAR HAR HAR!!! 'TIS A JOKE THAT BE, PRIVATE... MOSTLY. ... COULD THEY? ... IT BE POSSIBLE, SAYS I. I DON'T CLAIM TO BE DOIN' WHAT BE MORALLY RIGHT. I JUST BE NEEDIN' A HOST, SO I TAKE THE WORST OF THEM OUT OF THE PICTURE, YAR? ... REDEMPTION... I BE NOT EQUIPPED FER SUCH A VENTURE...

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm sure you'd find a way to manage. Speaking of which.. why do you need to replace your body exactly? Are you unable to maintain the ones you takeover?"

"That seems to be the popular consensus.. morality was only brought into question because of what you claimed Steve said, That what you're doing is okay because you're not awful and they are. Which.. falls apart the moment you admit to there being a chance for them to change their ways."

seawardcipher

... PRIVATE. I'M A GHOST PIRATE.

[As if that explains every question...]

henchmaniac-ford

Hench sighs abruptly standing up straight again "and how did you die?"

seawardcipher

... THE OTHER GHOSTS SAID IT WAS A MYSTERY, BUT... I GOT ME A THEORY TWO COPIES OF ME HOMEWORLD COLLIDED, AND I WERE CRUSHED TO DEATH AS A MERE BABE. NO CLUE WHY THERE BE ONLY ONE OF ME, THOUGH. I HAD TWO OF EACH OF ME PARENTS... NEIGHBORS, TOO... ONLY ONE STEVE, THOUGH. WHATEVER THE CASE MAY BE, I WERE TOO YOUNG TO BE REMEMBRIN', PRIVATE.

henchmaniac-ford

"fascinating.. So, the destruction of your home was merely a natural disaster?" Oh god "There should be two specks. Remnants of your home where are they? Do you know what I'm talking about?"

seawardcipher

... mmmmmmmno? what?

henchmaniac-ford

"..Don't worry about it. I just needed to confirm something. You said out of everyone there's only one you and one steve?"

seawardcipher

... ER- YARRR!

#lettersinbottles

henchmaniac-ford

🌊🌊🌊⛵️⚓️🌊🌊

AHOOOOOOY! I COME SEEKING YON PLUNDER!

... Do ye have the wifi password?

(-@seawardcipher)

Hench glares at him and points a very makeshift looking gun at him. "You're looking in the wrong- pardon? The wifi password? What?"

seawardcipher

I SEEK THE PLUNDER OF your wifi password. MAY I HAVE IT, PRIVATE... er, ANGRYVOICE!

... I WISH TO DOWNLOAD ME TREASURE.

[He didn't respond to the gun. Because he can't see.]

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm not giving you the wifi password" he doesn't know it- "are pirates plundering digital treasure now?"

seawardcipher

... DO YOU KNOW SOMEBODY WHO WOULD? YES!!!!!!!! MANY A TREASURE HAVE I PLUNDERED!!! AYE, IT BE GOOD! MAYHAPS I WILL SHOW YE, SOMEDAY! ... NAR, THAT BE NONE OF YER INTREST, YAR?

... DO YE KNOW OF ANY NON-DIGITAL PLUNDER I MIGHT BE INTRESTED IN, PRIVATE?

henchmaniac-ford

"..gold perhaps? It's much more valuable than anything you could get off of the internet. Unless you happen to be stealing cat videos! The teens of this age love those!"

"In any case.. I don't know anyone who would willingly hand over their password to you. I wouldn't be surprised if you have some ulterior motives for wanting it. Hacking or.. I'm still getting used to technology these days.."

seawardcipher

… AYE, BUT I ALREADY HAVE TOO GRAND A TROVE OF GOLD FROM MY MANY YEARS AT SEA… I WAS THINKING MORE… STATUES, AND SUCH. THE KIND YE CAN FIT IN YET HAND. OR THE KIND YE CAN HUG! I'LL GO FOR THE GOLD THOUGH. THANK YOU, PRIVATE!

NAR, I SIMPLY WISH TO FINISH DOWNLOADING MODS FER ZOO TYCOON 2 AND THE MOVIES... HACKING IS STEVE'S JOB.

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm not giving you anything. I suppose it makes sense for you to abandon the chase for gold once you've been doing it for so long.. but, if you have so much money why not buy yourself some wi-fi?"

"Why do you need internet for movies? Don't you have a vhs? I'm afraid I have no idea what the hell a mod for zoo tycoon is"

seawardcipher

[His hand hovers over a cutlass by his side.]

... RIGHT... WELL, IT'S EXPENSIVE AND I CAN'T SEE THE FINE PRINT. OR ANY PRINT FOR THAT MATTER. GYAR-HAR-HAR! ... I DON'T WANT TO LOSE EVERYTHING TO SOME SCUMMY IMPERIAL LANDLUBBERS...

... "THE MOVIES" IS A GAME. YE MAKE MOVIES FER PROFIT TO MAKE MORE, BETTER MOVIES. IT'S OLD BY NOW... AND SO TOO IS ZOO TYCOON 2! ... A MOD SIMPLY... ADDS TO YER GAME. I COULD SHOW YE...

henchmaniac-ford

"I have a gun pointed directly at you."

Hench is quiet for a minute trying to comprehend this "you're unable to read fine print but you can play video games? How the hell do you steer your ship!? Does- why doesn't Steve read to you!?"

"Are the movies real? That sounds more akin to a job than a game" Well, now Hench feels old "it can't be much older than 20 years. The only game I partake in is DD&MD's which is an in person game, I doubt you could modify it.

seawardcipher

... WELL THAT 'ARDLY SEEMS FAIR.

SCREEN READER AND MODS FER THAT. AND STEVE... HE DOES! JUST... HE PREFERS TO STAY OUT OF MY AFFAIRS. BECAUSE THEY'RE CRIMINAL. I'M A PIRATE!

[Why would you SAY THAT-]

NOT QUITE. THEY'RE ONLY A FEW MINUTES AT MOST... BUT YE CAN WATCH 'EM! ... IF YE HAVE EYES. I DON'T... IT'S ABOUT... YAR, 20 YEARS OLD, THE MOVIES. 21 FER ZOO TYCOON 2.

E'ER HEARD OF "HOMEBREW"? 'TIS THE SAME THING, FOR PHYSICAL TTRPGS.

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm not concerned with making things fair"

That brings up so many more questions honestly "All of your variants seem to be some sort of criminal. Is Steve imprisoned on your boat!? If he isn't interested in being tangled in your affairs why is he traveling with you?"

"Where is your eye? Shouldn't you have the ability to regenerate? I don't see anything hindering your powers.."

"I have- I meant you wouldn't be able to 'show me' how to work the mods considering its not a computer game"

seawardcipher

YE'D BE A GOOD PIRATE. STEVE STAYS WILLINGLY! WE'VE BEEN INSEPARABLE FER AGES UNTOLD, AFTER ALL! ... I'D SAY MORE, BUT YARRRN'T A FRIEND TA ME. . . . ... I DON'T HAVE A BODY OF ME OWN TO REGENERATE REGARDLESS. I PLUNDERED THIS ONE. I COULD DM FOR A SESSION.

henchmaniac-ford

"..Sailing has always been a dream of mine and I already happen to be a criminal. I could see myself making a good one."

"You aren't blackmailing him or anything of that sort?" He raises an eyebrow "Steve is technically unliked by your variants.. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrested in learning why you fall outside that norm"

"That's morally dubious. Where did you find the body?"

oh, no he really likes DD&MD and there aren't many people out there that play.. No- he's not congregating with the enemy because he likes the same game as him! "I'm sure you could."

seawardcipher

YARRR!!! NARRR!!! ... ... ... FER LEGAL REASONS I CAN'T DISCLOSE THARRR... ... I HAVE A FIRST EDITION VERSION AND HANDMADE FIGURINES. I COULD MAKE SOME FOR YE TOO. IF YE DON'T KILL ME FIRST, GYAR HAR HAR!

henchmaniac-ford

"Legal reasons or are you hiding the information from me because you know I'll have an issue with it?"

"..A first edition? The one I owned has diminished in quality due to its years locked away without proper care. What are you figures made from?"

seawardcipher

... HIDING IT. BUT IF YE TRULY WISH TO KNOW, I MUST WARN YE, THE TRUTH BE HORRIFYING! ... UNLESS YOU HATE TRIANGLES. DO YE, PRIVATE SHOOTSFIRST? POLYMER CLAY AND ACRYLIC PAINT.

henchmaniac-ford

"That doesn't surprise me." He pauses his brows furrowing "you could say that.. I hate Bill variants specifically"

"My roommate and I would make figures in college in the same fashion! My nephew recently informed me people can print them now?"

seawardcipher

... IN THAT CASE, PERHAPS YE MAY WISH TO HEAR IT... WELL, I FIND THE NASTIEST, CRUELEST, MEANEST, AND MOST HORRIBLE BILL I LAND ME MIND'S EYE ON! In a manner of speaking. THEN, I GO IN AND TAKE CONTROL FER LONG ENOUGH TA MAKE 'IM DO GOOD! I CONFUSE THE POOR CRITTER, AND WHEN HE'S FRUSTRATED, I DO IT AGAIN! OVER AND OVER, WAITIN' FER WHEN HE'S AT HIS MOST VULNERABLE, RUINING HIS EVIL REPUTATION, AND WHEN HE FINALLY BREAKS? I DESTROY WHAT REMAINS OF HIS MIND AND KIDNAP THE HUSK, KEEPIN' THE POOR FOOL IN THE BRIG 'TIL I BE NEEDIN' A NEW HOST! ... Steve said it's okay because they're awful and I'm not, and Pirates kidnapping people is kind of standard practice.

AYE, 3D PRINTING! ... I DON'T 'AVE A 3D PRINTER AN' I DON'T QUITE FEEL INTERESTED IN GIVING UP WORKING WITH ME HANDS.

henchmaniac-ford

Hench crosses his arms staring down at the triangle with heavy skepticism. A laugh manages to escape from him as he listens to pirates rambling. "I've been meeting an awful lot of Bill's that want nothing more than to destory other variants of themselves lately! I think the world could do with less of them myself"

Hench crouches down, he'd be looking into pirates eye if he had one "I tend to find myself wanting to help variants of myself lead a good life. What do you think of redemption? If they're so awful psychological torture being done upon them can be excused would you say they even deserve a chance at redemption? Do you think they could ever truly become better people?"

seawardcipher

BUT THEN HOW WOULD I KEEP UP MY SUPPLY OF BODIES? GYAR HAR HAR!!! 'TIS A JOKE THAT BE, PRIVATE... MOSTLY. ... COULD THEY? ... IT BE POSSIBLE, SAYS I. I DON'T CLAIM TO BE DOIN' WHAT BE MORALLY RIGHT. I JUST BE NEEDIN' A HOST, SO I TAKE THE WORST OF THEM OUT OF THE PICTURE, YAR? ... REDEMPTION... I BE NOT EQUIPPED FER SUCH A VENTURE...

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm sure you'd find a way to manage. Speaking of which.. why do you need to replace your body exactly? Are you unable to maintain the ones you takeover?"

"That seems to be the popular consensus.. morality was only brought into question because of what you claimed Steve said, That what you're doing is okay because you're not awful and they are. Which.. falls apart the moment you admit to there being a chance for them to change their ways."

seawardcipher

... PRIVATE. I'M A GHOST PIRATE.

[As if that explains every question...]

henchmaniac-ford

Hench sighs abruptly standing up straight again "and how did you die?"

seawardcipher

... THE OTHER GHOSTS SAID IT WAS A MYSTERY, BUT... I GOT ME A THEORY TWO COPIES OF ME HOMEWORLD COLLIDED, AND I WERE CRUSHED TO DEATH AS A MERE BABE. NO CLUE WHY THERE BE ONLY ONE OF ME, THOUGH. I HAD TWO OF EACH OF ME PARENTS... NEIGHBORS, TOO... ONLY ONE STEVE, THOUGH. WHATEVER THE CASE MAY BE, I WERE TOO YOUNG TO BE REMEMBRIN', PRIVATE.

henchmaniac-ford

"fascinating.. So, the destruction of your home was merely a natural disaster?" Oh god "There should be two specks. Remnants of your home where are they? Do you know what I'm talking about?"

seawardcipher

... mmmmmmmno? what?

#lettersinbottles

henchmaniac-ford

🌊🌊🌊⛵️⚓️🌊🌊

AHOOOOOOY! I COME SEEKING YON PLUNDER!

... Do ye have the wifi password?

(-@seawardcipher)

Hench glares at him and points a very makeshift looking gun at him. "You're looking in the wrong- pardon? The wifi password? What?"

seawardcipher

I SEEK THE PLUNDER OF your wifi password. MAY I HAVE IT, PRIVATE... er, ANGRYVOICE!

... I WISH TO DOWNLOAD ME TREASURE.

[He didn't respond to the gun. Because he can't see.]

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm not giving you the wifi password" he doesn't know it- "are pirates plundering digital treasure now?"

seawardcipher

... DO YOU KNOW SOMEBODY WHO WOULD? YES!!!!!!!! MANY A TREASURE HAVE I PLUNDERED!!! AYE, IT BE GOOD! MAYHAPS I WILL SHOW YE, SOMEDAY! ... NAR, THAT BE NONE OF YER INTREST, YAR?

... DO YE KNOW OF ANY NON-DIGITAL PLUNDER I MIGHT BE INTRESTED IN, PRIVATE?

henchmaniac-ford

"..gold perhaps? It's much more valuable than anything you could get off of the internet. Unless you happen to be stealing cat videos! The teens of this age love those!"

"In any case.. I don't know anyone who would willingly hand over their password to you. I wouldn't be surprised if you have some ulterior motives for wanting it. Hacking or.. I'm still getting used to technology these days.."

seawardcipher

… AYE, BUT I ALREADY HAVE TOO GRAND A TROVE OF GOLD FROM MY MANY YEARS AT SEA… I WAS THINKING MORE… STATUES, AND SUCH. THE KIND YE CAN FIT IN YET HAND. OR THE KIND YE CAN HUG! I'LL GO FOR THE GOLD THOUGH. THANK YOU, PRIVATE!

NAR, I SIMPLY WISH TO FINISH DOWNLOADING MODS FER ZOO TYCOON 2 AND THE MOVIES... HACKING IS STEVE'S JOB.

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm not giving you anything. I suppose it makes sense for you to abandon the chase for gold once you've been doing it for so long.. but, if you have so much money why not buy yourself some wi-fi?"

"Why do you need internet for movies? Don't you have a vhs? I'm afraid I have no idea what the hell a mod for zoo tycoon is"

seawardcipher

[His hand hovers over a cutlass by his side.]

... RIGHT... WELL, IT'S EXPENSIVE AND I CAN'T SEE THE FINE PRINT. OR ANY PRINT FOR THAT MATTER. GYAR-HAR-HAR! ... I DON'T WANT TO LOSE EVERYTHING TO SOME SCUMMY IMPERIAL LANDLUBBERS...

... "THE MOVIES" IS A GAME. YE MAKE MOVIES FER PROFIT TO MAKE MORE, BETTER MOVIES. IT'S OLD BY NOW... AND SO TOO IS ZOO TYCOON 2! ... A MOD SIMPLY... ADDS TO YER GAME. I COULD SHOW YE...

henchmaniac-ford

"I have a gun pointed directly at you."

Hench is quiet for a minute trying to comprehend this "you're unable to read fine print but you can play video games? How the hell do you steer your ship!? Does- why doesn't Steve read to you!?"

"Are the movies real? That sounds more akin to a job than a game" Well, now Hench feels old "it can't be much older than 20 years. The only game I partake in is DD&MD's which is an in person game, I doubt you could modify it.

seawardcipher

... WELL THAT 'ARDLY SEEMS FAIR.

SCREEN READER AND MODS FER THAT. AND STEVE... HE DOES! JUST... HE PREFERS TO STAY OUT OF MY AFFAIRS. BECAUSE THEY'RE CRIMINAL. I'M A PIRATE!

[Why would you SAY THAT-]

NOT QUITE. THEY'RE ONLY A FEW MINUTES AT MOST... BUT YE CAN WATCH 'EM! ... IF YE HAVE EYES. I DON'T... IT'S ABOUT... YAR, 20 YEARS OLD, THE MOVIES. 21 FER ZOO TYCOON 2.

E'ER HEARD OF "HOMEBREW"? 'TIS THE SAME THING, FOR PHYSICAL TTRPGS.

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm not concerned with making things fair"

That brings up so many more questions honestly "All of your variants seem to be some sort of criminal. Is Steve imprisoned on your boat!? If he isn't interested in being tangled in your affairs why is he traveling with you?"

"Where is your eye? Shouldn't you have the ability to regenerate? I don't see anything hindering your powers.."

"I have- I meant you wouldn't be able to 'show me' how to work the mods considering its not a computer game"

seawardcipher

YE'D BE A GOOD PIRATE. STEVE STAYS WILLINGLY! WE'VE BEEN INSEPARABLE FER AGES UNTOLD, AFTER ALL! ... I'D SAY MORE, BUT YARRRN'T A FRIEND TA ME. . . . ... I DON'T HAVE A BODY OF ME OWN TO REGENERATE REGARDLESS. I PLUNDERED THIS ONE. I COULD DM FOR A SESSION.

henchmaniac-ford

"..Sailing has always been a dream of mine and I already happen to be a criminal. I could see myself making a good one."

"You aren't blackmailing him or anything of that sort?" He raises an eyebrow "Steve is technically unliked by your variants.. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrested in learning why you fall outside that norm"

"That's morally dubious. Where did you find the body?"

oh, no he really likes DD&MD and there aren't many people out there that play.. No- he's not congregating with the enemy because he likes the same game as him! "I'm sure you could."

seawardcipher

YARRR!!! NARRR!!! ... ... ... FER LEGAL REASONS I CAN'T DISCLOSE THARRR... ... I HAVE A FIRST EDITION VERSION AND HANDMADE FIGURINES. I COULD MAKE SOME FOR YE TOO. IF YE DON'T KILL ME FIRST, GYAR HAR HAR!

henchmaniac-ford

"Legal reasons or are you hiding the information from me because you know I'll have an issue with it?"

"..A first edition? The one I owned has diminished in quality due to its years locked away without proper care. What are you figures made from?"

seawardcipher

... HIDING IT. BUT IF YE TRULY WISH TO KNOW, I MUST WARN YE, THE TRUTH BE HORRIFYING! ... UNLESS YOU HATE TRIANGLES. DO YE, PRIVATE SHOOTSFIRST? POLYMER CLAY AND ACRYLIC PAINT.

henchmaniac-ford

"That doesn't surprise me." He pauses his brows furrowing "you could say that.. I hate Bill variants specifically"

"My roommate and I would make figures in college in the same fashion! My nephew recently informed me people can print them now?"

seawardcipher

... IN THAT CASE, PERHAPS YE MAY WISH TO HEAR IT... WELL, I FIND THE NASTIEST, CRUELEST, MEANEST, AND MOST HORRIBLE BILL I LAND ME MIND'S EYE ON! In a manner of speaking. THEN, I GO IN AND TAKE CONTROL FER LONG ENOUGH TA MAKE 'IM DO GOOD! I CONFUSE THE POOR CRITTER, AND WHEN HE'S FRUSTRATED, I DO IT AGAIN! OVER AND OVER, WAITIN' FER WHEN HE'S AT HIS MOST VULNERABLE, RUINING HIS EVIL REPUTATION, AND WHEN HE FINALLY BREAKS? I DESTROY WHAT REMAINS OF HIS MIND AND KIDNAP THE HUSK, KEEPIN' THE POOR FOOL IN THE BRIG 'TIL I BE NEEDIN' A NEW HOST! ... Steve said it's okay because they're awful and I'm not, and Pirates kidnapping people is kind of standard practice.

AYE, 3D PRINTING! ... I DON'T 'AVE A 3D PRINTER AN' I DON'T QUITE FEEL INTERESTED IN GIVING UP WORKING WITH ME HANDS.

henchmaniac-ford

Hench crosses his arms staring down at the triangle with heavy skepticism. A laugh manages to escape from him as he listens to pirates rambling. "I've been meeting an awful lot of Bill's that want nothing more than to destory other variants of themselves lately! I think the world could do with less of them myself"

Hench crouches down, he'd be looking into pirates eye if he had one "I tend to find myself wanting to help variants of myself lead a good life. What do you think of redemption? If they're so awful psychological torture being done upon them can be excused would you say they even deserve a chance at redemption? Do you think they could ever truly become better people?"

seawardcipher

BUT THEN HOW WOULD I KEEP UP MY SUPPLY OF BODIES? GYAR HAR HAR!!! 'TIS A JOKE THAT BE, PRIVATE... MOSTLY. ... COULD THEY? ... IT BE POSSIBLE, SAYS I. I DON'T CLAIM TO BE DOIN' WHAT BE MORALLY RIGHT. I JUST BE NEEDIN' A HOST, SO I TAKE THE WORST OF THEM OUT OF THE PICTURE, YAR? ... REDEMPTION... I BE NOT EQUIPPED FER SUCH A VENTURE...

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm sure you'd find a way to manage. Speaking of which.. why do you need to replace your body exactly? Are you unable to maintain the ones you takeover?"

"That seems to be the popular consensus.. morality was only brought into question because of what you claimed Steve said, That what you're doing is okay because you're not awful and they are. Which.. falls apart the moment you admit to there being a chance for them to change their ways."

seawardcipher

... PRIVATE. I'M A GHOST PIRATE.

[As if that explains every question...]

henchmaniac-ford

Hench sighs abruptly standing up straight again "and how did you die?"

seawardcipher

... THE OTHER GHOSTS SAID IT WAS A MYSTERY, BUT... I GOT ME A THEORY TWO COPIES OF ME HOMEWORLD COLLIDED, AND I WERE CRUSHED TO DEATH AS A MERE BABE. NO CLUE WHY THERE BE ONLY ONE OF ME, THOUGH. I HAD TWO OF EACH OF ME PARENTS... NEIGHBORS, TOO... ONLY ONE STEVE, THOUGH. WHATEVER THE CASE MAY BE, I WERE TOO YOUNG TO BE REMEMBRIN', PRIVATE.

#lettersinbottles

henchmaniac-ford

🌊🌊🌊⛵️⚓️🌊🌊

AHOOOOOOY! I COME SEEKING YON PLUNDER!

... Do ye have the wifi password?

(-@seawardcipher)

Hench glares at him and points a very makeshift looking gun at him. "You're looking in the wrong- pardon? The wifi password? What?"

seawardcipher

I SEEK THE PLUNDER OF your wifi password. MAY I HAVE IT, PRIVATE... er, ANGRYVOICE!

... I WISH TO DOWNLOAD ME TREASURE.

[He didn't respond to the gun. Because he can't see.]

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm not giving you the wifi password" he doesn't know it- "are pirates plundering digital treasure now?"

seawardcipher

... DO YOU KNOW SOMEBODY WHO WOULD? YES!!!!!!!! MANY A TREASURE HAVE I PLUNDERED!!! AYE, IT BE GOOD! MAYHAPS I WILL SHOW YE, SOMEDAY! ... NAR, THAT BE NONE OF YER INTREST, YAR?

... DO YE KNOW OF ANY NON-DIGITAL PLUNDER I MIGHT BE INTRESTED IN, PRIVATE?

henchmaniac-ford

"..gold perhaps? It's much more valuable than anything you could get off of the internet. Unless you happen to be stealing cat videos! The teens of this age love those!"

"In any case.. I don't know anyone who would willingly hand over their password to you. I wouldn't be surprised if you have some ulterior motives for wanting it. Hacking or.. I'm still getting used to technology these days.."

seawardcipher

… AYE, BUT I ALREADY HAVE TOO GRAND A TROVE OF GOLD FROM MY MANY YEARS AT SEA… I WAS THINKING MORE… STATUES, AND SUCH. THE KIND YE CAN FIT IN YET HAND. OR THE KIND YE CAN HUG! I'LL GO FOR THE GOLD THOUGH. THANK YOU, PRIVATE!

NAR, I SIMPLY WISH TO FINISH DOWNLOADING MODS FER ZOO TYCOON 2 AND THE MOVIES... HACKING IS STEVE'S JOB.

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm not giving you anything. I suppose it makes sense for you to abandon the chase for gold once you've been doing it for so long.. but, if you have so much money why not buy yourself some wi-fi?"

"Why do you need internet for movies? Don't you have a vhs? I'm afraid I have no idea what the hell a mod for zoo tycoon is"

seawardcipher

[His hand hovers over a cutlass by his side.]

... RIGHT... WELL, IT'S EXPENSIVE AND I CAN'T SEE THE FINE PRINT. OR ANY PRINT FOR THAT MATTER. GYAR-HAR-HAR! ... I DON'T WANT TO LOSE EVERYTHING TO SOME SCUMMY IMPERIAL LANDLUBBERS...

... "THE MOVIES" IS A GAME. YE MAKE MOVIES FER PROFIT TO MAKE MORE, BETTER MOVIES. IT'S OLD BY NOW... AND SO TOO IS ZOO TYCOON 2! ... A MOD SIMPLY... ADDS TO YER GAME. I COULD SHOW YE...

henchmaniac-ford

"I have a gun pointed directly at you."

Hench is quiet for a minute trying to comprehend this "you're unable to read fine print but you can play video games? How the hell do you steer your ship!? Does- why doesn't Steve read to you!?"

"Are the movies real? That sounds more akin to a job than a game" Well, now Hench feels old "it can't be much older than 20 years. The only game I partake in is DD&MD's which is an in person game, I doubt you could modify it.

seawardcipher

... WELL THAT 'ARDLY SEEMS FAIR.

SCREEN READER AND MODS FER THAT. AND STEVE... HE DOES! JUST... HE PREFERS TO STAY OUT OF MY AFFAIRS. BECAUSE THEY'RE CRIMINAL. I'M A PIRATE!

[Why would you SAY THAT-]

NOT QUITE. THEY'RE ONLY A FEW MINUTES AT MOST... BUT YE CAN WATCH 'EM! ... IF YE HAVE EYES. I DON'T... IT'S ABOUT... YAR, 20 YEARS OLD, THE MOVIES. 21 FER ZOO TYCOON 2.

E'ER HEARD OF "HOMEBREW"? 'TIS THE SAME THING, FOR PHYSICAL TTRPGS.

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm not concerned with making things fair"

That brings up so many more questions honestly "All of your variants seem to be some sort of criminal. Is Steve imprisoned on your boat!? If he isn't interested in being tangled in your affairs why is he traveling with you?"

"Where is your eye? Shouldn't you have the ability to regenerate? I don't see anything hindering your powers.."

"I have- I meant you wouldn't be able to 'show me' how to work the mods considering its not a computer game"

seawardcipher

YE'D BE A GOOD PIRATE. STEVE STAYS WILLINGLY! WE'VE BEEN INSEPARABLE FER AGES UNTOLD, AFTER ALL! ... I'D SAY MORE, BUT YARRRN'T A FRIEND TA ME. . . . ... I DON'T HAVE A BODY OF ME OWN TO REGENERATE REGARDLESS. I PLUNDERED THIS ONE. I COULD DM FOR A SESSION.

henchmaniac-ford

"..Sailing has always been a dream of mine and I already happen to be a criminal. I could see myself making a good one."

"You aren't blackmailing him or anything of that sort?" He raises an eyebrow "Steve is technically unliked by your variants.. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrested in learning why you fall outside that norm"

"That's morally dubious. Where did you find the body?"

oh, no he really likes DD&MD and there aren't many people out there that play.. No- he's not congregating with the enemy because he likes the same game as him! "I'm sure you could."

seawardcipher

YARRR!!! NARRR!!! ... ... ... FER LEGAL REASONS I CAN'T DISCLOSE THARRR... ... I HAVE A FIRST EDITION VERSION AND HANDMADE FIGURINES. I COULD MAKE SOME FOR YE TOO. IF YE DON'T KILL ME FIRST, GYAR HAR HAR!

henchmaniac-ford

"Legal reasons or are you hiding the information from me because you know I'll have an issue with it?"

"..A first edition? The one I owned has diminished in quality due to its years locked away without proper care. What are you figures made from?"

seawardcipher

... HIDING IT. BUT IF YE TRULY WISH TO KNOW, I MUST WARN YE, THE TRUTH BE HORRIFYING! ... UNLESS YOU HATE TRIANGLES. DO YE, PRIVATE SHOOTSFIRST? POLYMER CLAY AND ACRYLIC PAINT.

henchmaniac-ford

"That doesn't surprise me." He pauses his brows furrowing "you could say that.. I hate Bill variants specifically"

"My roommate and I would make figures in college in the same fashion! My nephew recently informed me people can print them now?"

seawardcipher

... IN THAT CASE, PERHAPS YE MAY WISH TO HEAR IT... WELL, I FIND THE NASTIEST, CRUELEST, MEANEST, AND MOST HORRIBLE BILL I LAND ME MIND'S EYE ON! In a manner of speaking. THEN, I GO IN AND TAKE CONTROL FER LONG ENOUGH TA MAKE 'IM DO GOOD! I CONFUSE THE POOR CRITTER, AND WHEN HE'S FRUSTRATED, I DO IT AGAIN! OVER AND OVER, WAITIN' FER WHEN HE'S AT HIS MOST VULNERABLE, RUINING HIS EVIL REPUTATION, AND WHEN HE FINALLY BREAKS? I DESTROY WHAT REMAINS OF HIS MIND AND KIDNAP THE HUSK, KEEPIN' THE POOR FOOL IN THE BRIG 'TIL I BE NEEDIN' A NEW HOST! ... Steve said it's okay because they're awful and I'm not, and Pirates kidnapping people is kind of standard practice.

AYE, 3D PRINTING! ... I DON'T 'AVE A 3D PRINTER AN' I DON'T QUITE FEEL INTERESTED IN GIVING UP WORKING WITH ME HANDS.

henchmaniac-ford

Hench crosses his arms staring down at the triangle with heavy skepticism. A laugh manages to escape from him as he listens to pirates rambling. "I've been meeting an awful lot of Bill's that want nothing more than to destory other variants of themselves lately! I think the world could do with less of them myself"

Hench crouches down, he'd be looking into pirates eye if he had one "I tend to find myself wanting to help variants of myself lead a good life. What do you think of redemption? If they're so awful psychological torture being done upon them can be excused would you say they even deserve a chance at redemption? Do you think they could ever truly become better people?"

seawardcipher

BUT THEN HOW WOULD I KEEP UP MY SUPPLY OF BODIES? GYAR HAR HAR!!! 'TIS A JOKE THAT BE, PRIVATE... MOSTLY. ... COULD THEY? ... IT BE POSSIBLE, SAYS I. I DON'T CLAIM TO BE DOIN' WHAT BE MORALLY RIGHT. I JUST BE NEEDIN' A HOST, SO I TAKE THE WORST OF THEM OUT OF THE PICTURE, YAR? ... REDEMPTION... I BE NOT EQUIPPED FER SUCH A VENTURE...

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm sure you'd find a way to manage. Speaking of which.. why do you need to replace your body exactly? Are you unable to maintain the ones you takeover?"

"That seems to be the popular consensus.. morality was only brought into question because of what you claimed Steve said, That what you're doing is okay because you're not awful and they are. Which.. falls apart the moment you admit to there being a chance for them to change their ways."

seawardcipher

... PRIVATE. I'M A GHOST PIRATE.

[As if that explains every question...]

#lettersinbottles

henchmaniac-ford

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AHOOOOOOY! I COME SEEKING YON PLUNDER!

... Do ye have the wifi password?

(-@seawardcipher)

Hench glares at him and points a very makeshift looking gun at him. "You're looking in the wrong- pardon? The wifi password? What?"

seawardcipher

I SEEK THE PLUNDER OF your wifi password. MAY I HAVE IT, PRIVATE... er, ANGRYVOICE!

... I WISH TO DOWNLOAD ME TREASURE.

[He didn't respond to the gun. Because he can't see.]

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm not giving you the wifi password" he doesn't know it- "are pirates plundering digital treasure now?"

seawardcipher

... DO YOU KNOW SOMEBODY WHO WOULD? YES!!!!!!!! MANY A TREASURE HAVE I PLUNDERED!!! AYE, IT BE GOOD! MAYHAPS I WILL SHOW YE, SOMEDAY! ... NAR, THAT BE NONE OF YER INTREST, YAR?

... DO YE KNOW OF ANY NON-DIGITAL PLUNDER I MIGHT BE INTRESTED IN, PRIVATE?

henchmaniac-ford

"..gold perhaps? It's much more valuable than anything you could get off of the internet. Unless you happen to be stealing cat videos! The teens of this age love those!"

"In any case.. I don't know anyone who would willingly hand over their password to you. I wouldn't be surprised if you have some ulterior motives for wanting it. Hacking or.. I'm still getting used to technology these days.."

seawardcipher

… AYE, BUT I ALREADY HAVE TOO GRAND A TROVE OF GOLD FROM MY MANY YEARS AT SEA… I WAS THINKING MORE… STATUES, AND SUCH. THE KIND YE CAN FIT IN YET HAND. OR THE KIND YE CAN HUG! I'LL GO FOR THE GOLD THOUGH. THANK YOU, PRIVATE!

NAR, I SIMPLY WISH TO FINISH DOWNLOADING MODS FER ZOO TYCOON 2 AND THE MOVIES... HACKING IS STEVE'S JOB.

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm not giving you anything. I suppose it makes sense for you to abandon the chase for gold once you've been doing it for so long.. but, if you have so much money why not buy yourself some wi-fi?"

"Why do you need internet for movies? Don't you have a vhs? I'm afraid I have no idea what the hell a mod for zoo tycoon is"

seawardcipher

[His hand hovers over a cutlass by his side.]

... RIGHT... WELL, IT'S EXPENSIVE AND I CAN'T SEE THE FINE PRINT. OR ANY PRINT FOR THAT MATTER. GYAR-HAR-HAR! ... I DON'T WANT TO LOSE EVERYTHING TO SOME SCUMMY IMPERIAL LANDLUBBERS...

... "THE MOVIES" IS A GAME. YE MAKE MOVIES FER PROFIT TO MAKE MORE, BETTER MOVIES. IT'S OLD BY NOW... AND SO TOO IS ZOO TYCOON 2! ... A MOD SIMPLY... ADDS TO YER GAME. I COULD SHOW YE...

henchmaniac-ford

"I have a gun pointed directly at you."

Hench is quiet for a minute trying to comprehend this "you're unable to read fine print but you can play video games? How the hell do you steer your ship!? Does- why doesn't Steve read to you!?"

"Are the movies real? That sounds more akin to a job than a game" Well, now Hench feels old "it can't be much older than 20 years. The only game I partake in is DD&MD's which is an in person game, I doubt you could modify it.

seawardcipher

... WELL THAT 'ARDLY SEEMS FAIR.

SCREEN READER AND MODS FER THAT. AND STEVE... HE DOES! JUST... HE PREFERS TO STAY OUT OF MY AFFAIRS. BECAUSE THEY'RE CRIMINAL. I'M A PIRATE!

[Why would you SAY THAT-]

NOT QUITE. THEY'RE ONLY A FEW MINUTES AT MOST... BUT YE CAN WATCH 'EM! ... IF YE HAVE EYES. I DON'T... IT'S ABOUT... YAR, 20 YEARS OLD, THE MOVIES. 21 FER ZOO TYCOON 2.

E'ER HEARD OF "HOMEBREW"? 'TIS THE SAME THING, FOR PHYSICAL TTRPGS.

henchmaniac-ford

"I'm not concerned with making things fair"

That brings up so many more questions honestly "All of your variants seem to be some sort of criminal. Is Steve imprisoned on your boat!? If he isn't interested in being tangled in your affairs why is he traveling with you?"

"Where is your eye? Shouldn't you have the ability to regenerate? I don't see anything hindering your powers.."

"I have- I meant you wouldn't be able to 'show me' how to work the mods considering its not a computer game"

seawardcipher

YE'D BE A GOOD PIRATE. STEVE STAYS WILLINGLY! WE'VE BEEN INSEPARABLE FER AGES UNTOLD, AFTER ALL! ... I'D SAY MORE, BUT YARRRN'T A FRIEND TA ME. . . . ... I DON'T HAVE A BODY OF ME OWN TO REGENERATE REGARDLESS. I PLUNDERED THIS ONE. I COULD DM FOR A SESSION.

henchmaniac-ford

"..Sailing has always been a dream of mine and I already happen to be a criminal. I could see myself making a good one."

"You aren't blackmailing him or anything of that sort?" He raises an eyebrow "Steve is technically unliked by your variants.. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrested in learning why you fall outside that norm"

"That's morally dubious. Where did you find the body?"

oh, no he really likes DD&MD and there aren't many people out there that play.. No- he's not congregating with the enemy because he likes the same game as him! "I'm sure you could."

seawardcipher

YARRR!!! NARRR!!! ... ... ... FER LEGAL REASONS I CAN'T DISCLOSE THARRR... ... I HAVE A FIRST EDITION VERSION AND HANDMADE FIGURINES. I COULD MAKE SOME FOR YE TOO. IF YE DON'T KILL ME FIRST, GYAR HAR HAR!

henchmaniac-ford

"Legal reasons or are you hiding the information from me because you know I'll have an issue with it?"

"..A first edition? The one I owned has diminished in quality due to its years locked away without proper care. What are you figures made from?"

seawardcipher

... HIDING IT. BUT IF YE TRULY WISH TO KNOW, I MUST WARN YE, THE TRUTH BE HORRIFYING! ... UNLESS YOU HATE TRIANGLES. DO YE, PRIVATE SHOOTSFIRST? POLYMER CLAY AND ACRYLIC PAINT.

henchmaniac-ford

"That doesn't surprise me." He pauses his brows furrowing "you could say that.. I hate Bill variants specifically"

"My roommate and I would make figures in college in the same fashion! My nephew recently informed me people can print them now?"

seawardcipher

... IN THAT CASE, PERHAPS YE MAY WISH TO HEAR IT... WELL, I FIND THE NASTIEST, CRUELEST, MEANEST, AND MOST HORRIBLE BILL I LAND ME MIND'S EYE ON! In a manner of speaking. THEN, I GO IN AND TAKE CONTROL FER LONG ENOUGH TA MAKE 'IM DO GOOD! I CONFUSE THE POOR CRITTER, AND WHEN HE'S FRUSTRATED, I DO IT AGAIN! OVER AND OVER, WAITIN' FER WHEN HE'S AT HIS MOST VULNERABLE, RUINING HIS EVIL REPUTATION, AND WHEN HE FINALLY BREAKS? I DESTROY WHAT REMAINS OF HIS MIND AND KIDNAP THE HUSK, KEEPIN' THE POOR FOOL IN THE BRIG 'TIL I BE NEEDIN' A NEW HOST! ... Steve said it's okay because they're awful and I'm not, and Pirates kidnapping people is kind of standard practice.

AYE, 3D PRINTING! ... I DON'T 'AVE A 3D PRINTER AN' I DON'T QUITE FEEL INTERESTED IN GIVING UP WORKING WITH ME HANDS.

henchmaniac-ford

Hench crosses his arms staring down at the triangle with heavy skepticism. A laugh manages to escape from him as he listens to pirates rambling. "I've been meeting an awful lot of Bill's that want nothing more than to destory other variants of themselves lately! I think the world could do with less of them myself"

Hench crouches down, he'd be looking into pirates eye if he had one "I tend to find myself wanting to help variants of myself lead a good life. What do you think of redemption? If they're so awful psychological torture being done upon them can be excused would you say they even deserve a chance at redemption? Do you think they could ever truly become better people?"

seawardcipher

BUT THEN HOW WOULD I KEEP UP MY SUPPLY OF BODIES? GYAR HAR HAR!!! 'TIS A JOKE THAT BE, PRIVATE... MOSTLY. ... COULD THEY? ... IT BE POSSIBLE, SAYS I. I DON'T CLAIM TO BE DOIN' WHAT BE MORALLY RIGHT. I JUST BE NEEDIN' A HOST, SO I TAKE THE WORST OF THEM OUT OF THE PICTURE, YAR? ... REDEMPTION... I BE NOT EQUIPPED FER SUCH A VENTURE...

#lettersinbottles

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