Miniature Newspapers?
Dear editor,
Hello! Wondering if you print copies of Pulp Oddyssey in miniature edition? You see, myself and my family are very tiny. We are Tinkies, a species of humans who grow to be only 2 inches tall; we come from a tiny town (literally very tiny) on Earth VII. The only publications we’ve found are nearly 5 times the length of our bodies, so for us, the print edition fills up almost a whole room in our house. We love reading the news about the Hamun Pluse and are just wondering if you have any options that consider our species at all?
Much appreciation,
JD Tinkie
Hi JD & Fam,
Unfortunately we do not print the newspaper any smaller, but there are a few wizards you could contact who might be able to shrink the newspapers to an appropriate size and keep them legible. We have a few recommendations: Gorf Pobbler on Earth IV, Durg Maggler on Earth III, and JJ Ligabe on Earth II. Good luck!
Best,
Editors
