Letters to the Editor

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Safety Tip Appreciation

Dear editor, 

I really appreciated the article in your latest issue (where has time gone?) entitled “Psychic Virtual Safety Tips.” It was brave of Pulp Oddyssey to take on this topic, especially with the ever-growing amount of people reporting psychic abilities and the hesitancy for anyone to speak out for or against this phenomenon. 

According to a study in the New Zeagan Gazette, in the year 2201 alone, an increase of 42% of humans reported (anonymously) being able to read another’s mind and at least 37% of those reported were confirmed through psychic testing; the way brainwaves work however, it is unclear whether true mind-reading took place, if reflections of thought pathways occurred among people (the way a hall of mirrors works), and/or if agents played any role in secret or unauthorized dispersal of information. It is also unclear how many of those who tested negative for psychic abilities chose to keep these skills covert. 

As a mind-reader myself, I perused the author and the editors’ minds before it was published. I knew the headline was likely to be put into print but had no confirmation it until I actually saw it. I also thoroughly appreciate the emphatic advice: delete all agents from all lists. It’s the only way to maintain what little sanity we have left.  

Keep up the great work!   

Anonymous Mind Reader

Oh hai AMR, 

Glad you valued the write up and foresaw its printing! E-mail us if you ever catch us considering a bad idea.

Love,

Editors

PS - Stay free of agents!

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Miniature Newspapers?

Dear editor,

Hello! Wondering if you print copies of Pulp Oddyssey in miniature edition? You see, myself and my family are very tiny. We are Tinkies, a species of humans who grow to be only 2 inches tall; we come from a tiny town (literally very tiny) on Earth VII. The only publications we’ve found are nearly 5 times the length of our bodies, so for us, the print edition fills up almost a whole room in our house. We love reading the news about the Hamun Pluse and are just wondering if you have any options that consider our species at all?

Much appreciation,

JD Tinkie

Hi JD & Fam,

Unfortunately we do not print the newspaper any smaller, but there are a few wizards you could contact who might be able to shrink the newspapers to an appropriate size and keep them legible. We have a few recommendations: Gorf Pobbler on Earth IV, Durg Maggler on Earth III, and JJ Ligabe on Earth II. Good luck!

Best,

Editors