#lettuce time

[reanimated-roadkill]

GONNA EAT A HEAD OF LETTUCE AND THEN THROW UP AS ENRICHMENTTTTTTT

[datdoledaddy]

You want me and all my salad ho hum

You know you do, don't deny it. The crisp, crunchy lettuce. The soft, sumptuous tomatoes. And then there's me. I'm crisp, crunchy, soft and sumptuous all at once. It's the result of a horrific rare contagious disease so take from that what you will... ;)

[theinsideaddiction]

Getting my boys acclimated to each other ♥

[valerikay]

have u ever buried urself in a and pretended ur a carrot?

……..? i don’t even know what this ask is asking but I don’t think I’ve ever pretended to be a root vegetable. I’ve pretended to be a lettuce before though, but I didn’t bury myself or anything I basically just crouched in the dirt until I got bored and didn’t want to be a lettuce anymore.