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dole will not be forgiven

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new year new dole. sorting out my new years resurrections now xxx

#2019 #new years

And so the time has come

All bananas must leave their cave, as do I. I shall emerge from my yellow to be the best dole. One day I shall meet the sofa dwellers once more

#byebye #ascension #dole

happy day day

hello today is day. day is used for living. but what use is that when there’s only a 1/7 chance of a saturday? and when saturdays are all that matters, then what is life? So in summary; don’t be a tuesday, be more egg

#eggs #tuesday #saturday #happy day #life #what's the point #dole

I DIDN’T DO IT

So. The truth has come out. This is it. It has come to my attention that Mildred Mildredson, star of the hit show “Mildred’s kitchen fun times and also why is there fire?” has filed 20,684 complaints about dole and their treatment of bananas. She claims that bananas are not delicious and also nutritious and also yellow. These claims are FALSE. She’s just jealous that Steve left her for me. THAT’S RIGHT MILDRED HE’S MINE NOW FITE ME. Thank you for your time, keep running.

#FITE ME MILDRED #mildred #exposed #dole #drama #run #run for your life

HELLO welcome to chicken paradise!

Answers

To clarify: by prison i mean the prison that is life. also the cupboard my head was stuck in for 2 weeks

The Dole Daddy Is Back.

And he’s angry! He’s not.

hi.

i’ve been away for a while but i’m out of prison so

#comeback!#:/#not guilty #dole

CAT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING BANANAS ARE DELICIOUS WHY NOT JUST EAT IT PUT THE BANANA GOODNESS IN YOU PLS FOR THE LIVE OF ALL THATS GOOD IN THE WORLD IM BEGGING YOU PUT THE GUN DOWN EAT THE BANANA PLEASE CAT NO BANANA MORE LIKE CAT KNOW BANANA NOT KNOW BANANA YOU DONT KNOW GOOD BANANA IF IT WAS RIGHT IN FRINT OF YOU WHICH IT IS SO YOU BETTER EAT IT RIGHT NOW RIGHT AT THIS SECOND AT 2:30 PLEASE

#CAT #BANANA #DOLE #PLEASE

Siberia

Hello you gave snow, no no no

I have flow, yo yo yo.

Don't cross me.

#threat #snow #flow #small poems #siberia

Banana law

Go ahead and make bananas out of snow. They won't stop the eternal nightmare that is life.

#things are fine #banana #dole #...#really #im fine #pinky promise #turtles

Do you wanna build a snowman

LET IT DOLE

CAN'T DOLE DOLE DOLE ANY MORE

#freezen #snowy dayz #dole #let it dole

Opinions are the devil

Some say tomatoes are fruit. Some say tomatoes are vegetables. I say destroy.

#devil #destruction #tomato time #dole

Treason

A banana has been drawn on. Send the polic! Treason!

#evil #banana #police #treason #you make me sick #dole

dole

dill

no

dole

only

dole

A poem by dat dole daddy, in loving memory of Steve

#in memoriam #steve #steve was a toothbrush #dole #never dill

You want me and all my salad ho hum

You know you do, don't deny it. The crisp, crunchy lettuce. The soft, sumptuous tomatoes. And then there's me. I'm crisp, crunchy, soft and sumptuous all at once. It's the result of a horrific rare contagious disease so take from that what you will... ;)

#ooooo #lettuce time #tomato moments #also i'm there #hello #dole #salad

Beep boob, drowning in soup

And by drowning I mean eating! And by eating, I of course mean bathing.

#bath time!#cream of apple soup #only had 3 cans #im cold

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