“Well... shit. I never expected this much attention. I ain’t complainin’ but at the same time I-”
“Well LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE HERE!”
“-What the fuck did I say about touching me?”
“I just wanted to see just how “popular” your spitefest was becom-”
“Wait a blOODY MINUTE WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF ME?!”
“Stop. Touching.”
“Oh you’re hopeless. Ugh! I don’t know if I should be more angry at you or myself for letting this go on as long as it has.”
“Fine then. Two can play at this game.”
“Do you want the chair or-”
“I’ll be answering the questions now.”
“HelLO inferior mortals, aren’t you all getting a treat. Black Hat here, happy to get up close and personal and speak for myself regarding these questions you “fans” have. Or perhaps it is time for me to give my undisciplined cameraman a taste of his own bullshit.”