Response from a friend about "Open Letter to Reviewers"
One of those friends that has stuck around for a long time has prepared several responses to my previous note, and I could not help but post them since he has yet to get his own Tumblr...
aww, you're welcome, you sick, twisted soul you
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My progression reading Maneem: "Ok...aww poor Zim...well thats...ok progress...wait...what the? Woah...WOAH...Jeez lady what...WHAT THE FU- Ok...back to good, this is fun, this is- OH GOD...WHAT KIND OF A PERSON- Ok, ok we're back to- JESUS GOD HELP ME- Oh what a nice moment there- BLOOD, BLOOD ALL OVER THE- Oh Zims so sweet with Dell-OH SWEET JESUS WHY?? *Deep breaths* .......Might as well message her."
Eventually my reading experiences just turned into "Ok you're gonna die...youre gonna get hurt badly...get hurt badly then die...die...die...you might live depending on her mood...will never be the same...might come out the other end without a limb...dead...dead...emotional trauma...dead...memory loss then emotional trauma then dead...and you'll be the one thats fine."
Then I met her (online) and it turned into "Ok so how can I stop this particular person from dying and suffering just a smidgeon less? And how can we kill this person more? Here's my list of possibilities with the subject"
Then I met her in person Me: "Oh you aren't so bad, where does all of this come from?" Her: "I...don't...know..."
Currently holding my sides unable to breathe. Accuracy level: painfully funny...