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thin people should not be allowed to write fic. this post is brought to you by some author boldly proclaiming that eliot spencer weighs 165 lbs
sometimes I’ll think about how parker and hardison feel the safest around eliot, who is canonically the most dangerous man they know and I want to pass out
Scottie: I listen when you talk about Leverage! I know things! I know there's a guy named Eliot.
Me: What are the other character's names?
Scottie: Eliot jr.
Scottie: ... Eliot two.
Me: *snicker*
Scottie: Eliot with boobs
Me: *laughing* NO
Scottie: Baseball Eliot!
Me: *cough-hack-laughing* NOOOOOOO
nate "hypnotizing" hardison to regress him ten years so he can play the violin is simply not canon. to me
still insane to me that they tried to shove an xmas episode in between the morning after job and the big bang job. like. by the end of the morning after job they're all like "now we have literally everything we need to take down moreau. fuck the italian we're doing it ourselves. nothing's gonna stop us now!!" but for some fucking reason they have to deal with some mall santa bullshit before they can actually go do anything?????? fuck all the way off forever
few episodes of television do as much for my dick as the big bang job
watching the low low price job and the fractured job back-to-back so I can cry about eliot extra hard
not gonna lie, there are some episodes—the white rabbit job and the order 23 job especially—where no matter how many times I watch them I still end the episode going "I'm not sure why you had to do All That"