Here are my thoughts and favorite moments from this episode (The five are colored like this: Nate Parker Sophie Eliot and Hardison):
Because I’m a dork I absolutely love the routine at the beginning like those stunts??? A++
“So yes, I am the “moron” in charge.”
Who works on 1 inch mats???
The girl was breathing and she was doing CPR???
“They’re teenage girls! What do I know about teenage girls?” “You were one once?” “Only sort of!”
“I know right? Pffft, 20 feet, walk it off.” “Parker, you do know that normal people don’t just walk off a 20 foot fall, right?” “So all the times I pushed Hardison off a building and he was all ‘aahhh’ he wasn’t just being funny?” “No way in hell it was funny!”
Eliot calling him a frog and he >:(
Nate turning it into a sport (Which it should be that shit is hard)
Um ok cheerleaders don’t like the government but if they were to keep them safe and set decent safety standards than they would still hate them but they would be safe
All the cheerleaders following Parker and talking
“Let’s go steal us a congressman”
ok so like. The one congresswoman’s point about not taking money from the arts is good but you should still like protect the children
Parker pulling out the laser grid kjsfgh
That congressman is annoyingly clean
Hardison being an adorable dork and “Bam! What! More money!!”
They way the girl just fell backwards
“Don’t- Don’t pop a nerve. Don’t throw a book.”
...competitive cheer is more than just stunts and jumping up an down im-
“I will call my whole rolodex!”
The honest congressman wholly offended about the bribe
“I don’t vote.” “Oh you will.”