#leviathan crown

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Amelia: Me and Drekavac are doing a 2 players 1 controller blindfolded Mike Tyson's Punch-Out speedrun-

Leviathan: Are you even a fucking person anymore?

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Leviathan, at some ungodly hour: I just realised World Register of Marine Species doesn't even spell worms, what the fuck?

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Lilith: You know that’s not a stress ball, right? It’s a lemon.

Leviathan: Let me have my process.

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Leviathan: Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us. Just kidding! Life is meaningless.

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Gualichu: Leviathan can’t be good at everything. Who knows, maybe he’s a terrible kisser or something?

Azrael: No, he’s great at that too.

Gualichu: What?

Azrael: What

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Amelia: I’m gonna head out, I’ll be back later.

Leviathan: Stay safe!

Amelia: No.

Azrael: Die then.

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Azrael: You’re ignoring your problems, Levi.

Leviathan: Yeah, I know.

Azrael: You’re aware that’s not a very good coping mechanism, right?

Leviathan: Yeah, I’m ignoring that too.

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Azrael: *nudges Leviathan at 3 AM* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as female and the sun as male. They're just floating rocks in space. Lev? Wake up Lev. Listen. They're sexless.

Leviathan: The sun isn't a rock. Go back to sleep.