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i did this for my friends ocs idk.

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Amelia: Me and Drekavac are doing a 2 players 1 controller blindfolded Mike Tyson's Punch-Out speedrun-

Leviathan: Are you even a fucking person anymore?

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Kaleido: Raw eggs are considered a liquid because I can drink them.

Azrael: WHY would you drink a raw egg?

Kaleido: Thirsty.

Azrael: I hate it here

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Leviathan, at some ungodly hour: I just realised World Register of Marine Species doesn't even spell worms, what the fuck?

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Lilith: You know that’s not a stress ball, right? It’s a lemon.

Leviathan: Let me have my process.

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Malahidael: Give me ten reasons why I shouldn’t turn into a slug right now.

Abaddon: I literally can’t think of a single one and it’s pissing me off.

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Azrael: Hey, do you have a lighter?

Streamline: Me? No, I don’t smoke.

Kaleido: I have one.

Azrael, taking it: Thanks.

Kaleido: I don’t smoke either. I just like melting stuff.

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Gualichu: I want Balenciagas. You know, the ones that look like socks.

Ifrit: You don’t even know what those are.

Gualichu: No. But Cardi B likes them. So they must be cool.

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Lilith: Azrael, why are you standing on a chair?

Azrael: This is my room, you know. I can stand wherever I want thank you very much

Lilith:

Lilith: Where’s the spider?

Azrael, in a small voice: Under the table, please get it for me. Please

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Leviathan: Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us. Just kidding! Life is meaningless.

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Gualichu: Leviathan can’t be good at everything. Who knows, maybe he’s a terrible kisser or something?

Azrael: No, he’s great at that too.

Gualichu: What?

Azrael: What

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Amelia: I’m gonna head out, I’ll be back later.

Leviathan: Stay safe!

Amelia: No.

Azrael: Die then.

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Azrael: You’re ignoring your problems, Levi.

Leviathan: Yeah, I know.

Azrael: You’re aware that’s not a very good coping mechanism, right?

Leviathan: Yeah, I’m ignoring that too.

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Azrael: Sometimes I drink milk right out of the carton.

Kaleido: You call cows cartons?

Azrael: I hate you more with every passing day.

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Azrael: *nudges Leviathan at 3 AM* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as female and the sun as male. They're just floating rocks in space. Lev? Wake up Lev. Listen. They're sexless.

Leviathan: The sun isn't a rock. Go back to sleep.

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Amelia: *fast-walking out of the kitchen* Don’t microwave a Capri Sun.

Leviathan: Wh–Why? What did you do?

Amelia: I microwaved a Capri Sun, I just told you!

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Azrael: You don’t understand, it’s my destiny to sacrifice myself, I deserve to die here if it means even the slimmest chance of stopping Erythraean from hurting anyone else.

Leviathan: If you live, I’ll let you kiss me on the mouth.

Azrael: ...on the mouth?

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Ifrit: You think we should bet against them?

Gualichu: I’d bet my entire college fund on it.

Ifrit: You got it.

Ifrit: *picks up phone* Eblis? Twenty-three dollars on Empire City!