⌁ zoey deutch ⌁ i always see JUNE FARROW hanging out in the SLYTHERIN common room. people say the FEMALE MUGGLEBORN is VIVACIOUS & SELFISH. rumor has it that amortentia smells like BROOM VARNISH to her. i always seem to wind up humming CHEWING GUM BY NINA NESBITT after i see them. they remind me of FIREWHISKEY-FLAVOURED LIPS, WIND-TANGLED HAIR, RIPPED FISHNETS.
okay so first thing you need to know abt this girl -- she’s selfish af and that’s the tea !! she will always put herself first !! the only person she’d ever put before herself is her twin brother robbin
the two of them were the result of an affair btwn a very important muggle politician & a young, beautiful, idealistic university student. but when she got pregnant, he totally dipped !! he was selfish & ambitious, wanted to get to the top of his career, and a pregnant 22 y/o wouldnt help w that !! honestly june is far more like her father than her mother but she’d hex you if you ever suggested it
so their mother raised them alone -- she left school & got a job as a waitress to take care of them and basically sacrificed everything she could’ve had !! they never had much money lying around -- june’s father sent a monthly check as hush payment basically, but it still wasn’t much. june’s mother was v sweet and it was very unlikely she’d Expose™ him so he wasn’t worried about sending a lot of money.
june adores her mother to pieces -- she’s a badass strong, independent woman and you’ll never convince june otherwise. she never told them who their father was, instead telling them stories abt how he was a dashing pirate king or the man in the moon
but when she was 14 june found the monthly payment from her father in a tax return or smth and put two and two together. then dis slytherin bitch wrote a letter to her father demanding twice as much money for the shit he'd put her mum through or else she'd call up the newspapers immediately
and lo & behold they had enough money to move from their apartment into a house, their mum went back to school and got her degree and basically no one has said no to june since eijdlksf
anyways is it any surprise june was sorted into slytherin ?? it’s been kinda tough because muggleborns usually aren’t sorted into slytherin and there were plenty of her housemates who hated her because of her blood status, but june is a tough girl and was like fuck that !!
she joined the slytherin quidditch team in only her second year -- she was a natural talent and had such an immense passion for the sport. clawed slytherin to several wins and anyways now she’s the captain and seeker !! i’d imagine she’s the sort of captain that oliver wood was -- if you’re on the slytherin quidditch team prepare for lots of early morning rehearsals, and she isn’t gonna go easy on you. she’s not above using dirty moves either, if they get her what they want
quidditch is about the only thing she’s serious about though -- with everything else, she’s an absolute hedonist and just wants to have fun !! she’ll be at every party, dancing on the table with a bottle of firewhiskey, sneaking off to hook up with whoever’s hottest, whether or not they’re single. lowkey may have ruined a few relationships
she’s selfish but she’s not mean -- she’s actually quite charming and can be super fun to be around, but don’t be fooled, she’ll leave you in the dust if it suits her !! it’s nothing personal -- she’s had to be selfish to survive as a muggleborn in slytherin and in her home life
she and her brother are highkey the scourge of slytherin like ?? totally ride or die, side by side going around raising hell, would fight anyone who said something bad abt the other
she’s kind of cynical, thinks everyone’s out for their own good since she is
WANTED CONNECTIONS:
the one i submitted to the main obvs lmao -- someone she’s hooking up with and in typical june fashion, doesn’t rly care about them lmao but maybe they feel differently ?? i’d love this plot so if anyone is thinking of taking up a second character .....
actual friends who put up w her shit
someone she’s left behind or betrayed for whatever reason
i’d love this plot -- someone whose boyfriend/girlfriend or whatever she made out with and basically ruined their relationship yikes !! also the boyfriend/girlfriend
exes, bring me all the exes
partying buddy
someone in slytherin who gives her shit for being muggleborn
quidditch teammates !!
quidditch rivals !!
anything else you can think of !!










