(3 sentence fic) eruri in kinokuniya. one of them works there and the other makes increasingly awkward purchases that reveal maybe more than the other cared to know about them.
Three Sentence Fic Challenge!
2) Give me an AU setting.
3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.
GDI LMC, INVENTOR OF CATDADS AND ERURI PRIEST KINK
Levi approaches the counter with his handful of manga and questionable doujinshi and somehow feels like a degenerate opposite the Apollonic Erwin's beatific smile, in spite of how ardently and knowledgeably the blonde enthuses over the titles he's picked out today.
The hesitation almost never precludes him from making his debauched purchases, and Levi finds himself choosing increasingly depraved works as his byzantine way of testing the waters, wondering if there's anything that will make the imperturbable bara lose his cool.
One day, after a rigorous drinking binge of day drinking and much egging on by Hanji and a baggie full of unidentified mind-altering pastilles, Levi screws up the courage to approach the counter with a copy of the R-18 yaoi manga Love Like Caramel and mutters, "I can make you call me 'senpai'" with a sullen frown, and he finally gets the blush he'd been waiting for.
Ok this is admittedly a terrible inside joke, but please read levisteaparty/ gunpowerderlatte's amazingly horrible fic Beyond Normal Proportions because Levi is the worst mangaka this side of Sekaiichi Hatsukoi and to this day I feel only the most intense secondhand embarrassment reading it (it's been like 20 times now jfc)
