"Walking in on someone nude" starters
"Well, well… I thought I heard something in here. Didn’t expect this, though. Should I come back later, or…?"
"You left the door open. Are you trying to give me a show?"
"Oops! Did I interrupt something, or were you waiting for me?"
"You know, you look even better without clothes. Just saying."
"I knocked, but you didn’t answer. Guess you don’t mind being seen like this."
"You really should be more careful. What if it wasn’t me who walked in?"
"Really? Leaving the door wide open? Bold choice."
"I figured you’d be up to something, but I wasn’t expecting… this."
"Oops, my bad. I thought this was my room. Guess not!"
"Oh wow, nice - uh, I mean - sorry! I’m leaving now, I swear!"
"Okay, so this definitely wasn’t on my bingo card for today."
"Ah! Sorry! I didn’t mean to - uh, should I just close the door and pretend this never happened?"
"Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry! I swear I didn’t know you were in here!"
"Wait, why are you naked? No, don’t answer that - just… I’m leaving now."
"Why didn’t you lock the door?! I mean, not that it’s your fault - okay, it kind of is, but - ugh, never mind!"
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