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Toaster: *toast pops up*

Lewis(startled): FUCK! *punches the toaster with too much power*

Mark(comes into his kitchen): YOU DESTROYED HALF MY KITCHEN, LEWIS WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Lewis: UH I JUST PUNCHED YOUR TOASTER???

Mark: YOU DID WHAT?!

Lewis:

Mark: Neat accent, where are you from?

Lewis(referring to Hell): Down below.

Mark(confused): Australia?

Lewis: Yes...Australia. Australia the place I'm from. I'm from Australia.

Lewis(walking into Mark's apartment): Yo, Mark! I'm here.

Tori(Mark's bird): SQWAK!

Lewis(visibly scared): fuCK!!!

Mark: Oh, hey Lewis!

Mark: My Pastor gave me a reward for remembering all of my verses!

Lewis: Cool, what'd you get?

Mark: *pulls out a small vile with liquid in it*

Lewis: What's that?

Mark: A vile of Holy Water!

Lewis: *makes a high pitched noise making car alarms go off*

Mark(confused): What's going on????

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