seen from China
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seen from United States
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seen from United Kingdom
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Thailand
seen from Maldives
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How would you die in Star Wars (OG edition)
Violation of Order 66 (magnets)
shot by a Rebel (testing Stormtrooper helmets’ vision)
what’s that in the sky? It looks like a laser?
Stormtrooper got lucky
Choked by Darth Vader
Electrocuted by Palpatine
Sarlacc pit
Jabba the Hutt’s dungeon
Crashed into an asteroid chasing Han Solo
OSHA violation
Sequels ver
Prequels ver
How would you die in Star Wars (prequels edition)
Electrocuted by Dooku
Night Sister magic
crashed into a cliff chasing Anakin Skywalker
Lightsaber was pointing the wrong way
Geonosis
Got in Grievous’ way
Corries are having a bad day
Kriffing Coruscant
Jar Jar Binks
Maul briefly confused you for Obi-wan Kenobi
OG ver
Sequels ver
How would you die in Star Wars (Sequels edition)
What’s that in the sky? It looks like a laser?
Yeeted by Kylo Ren
Armitage Hux’s superior officer
Dehydration on Jakku
Unexplained
One of Brendol Hux’s child soldiers
Pryde found the spy
THEY CAN FLY
Tripped on a Porg
Trampled by Fathiers
Prequels ver
OG ver
This is probably only funny to me bc I have hardcore gallows humour but I’m wheezing at Hannibal taking a full five seconds to answer when Jack asked him what kinds of meat he was serving
Sir you could’ve avoided the suspicious pause if you’d just decided it was pork beforehand
Steven Grant 🤝 Jack Russell
Just wanting to live their lives without all this supernatural scrap happening to them
Don’t normally do sketches but I also haven’t posted anything here in ages so. Fox
something feels not quite right but I have Christmas gifts to work on so it’s fine
Mina: I’m sure Jonathan is having a wonderful time in Transylvania; I can’t wait to hear all about it!
Jonathan, meanwhile: I can’t tell if I’m right to think I’m trapped like a rat in a cage or if this is just sleep deprivation and paprika talking
Ngl I never liked BJ’s pink shirt, and I used to think it was bc it blended in too much with the rest of him and just didn’t look right (at least to me) and should have been a few shades brighter
But now it occurred to me that I may have subconsciously been being Lady Macbeth about it bc it’s like faded blood that he can try to wash out but it’ll never really come clean no matter how hard he tries (which would be thematically appropriate ig but probably not the intention?)
Anyway I may have broken myself so now y’all have to see this too
