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Rating: Teen
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Additional tags: Canon era, Season 4 pre Uther's death, Prince Regent Arthur, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Background Gwen/Lancelot (Merlin), Midsummer feasts, Poetry Contests, Arthur is a Prat, Merlin plays dirty, no beta we die like my braincells when I have to write Agravaine
Words: 5046
Summary:
Midsummer approaches and Arthur needs a queen.
Merlin would like to, once again, point out -- and he cannot stress this enough -- that he is not, in fact, a girl.
...No one seems to care.
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Also known as the one where Arthur eats his crown.












