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[millsficexchange]

It's pride month, blaseball fans! You know what that means...

It's time, at last, for the Gayest Team In Blaseball to have a moment in the Sun(2)! Welcome....to Mills WRITING (Wow! Really Interesting Tales Involving NYC Guys)!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Signups open June 18th!!

[nymills]

TRENDING -> Blessings that are Good NEW Team Boost NEW Batting Boost NEW Pitching Boost NEW Max Out Pitcher+ NEW Max Out Batter+ NEW Steal Best Pitcher+* NEW Steal Beat Batter+* Guess Whose Thwack Yeet Wind Springs [WIMDY] Muted -> Blessings that are Just Okay NEW Randomize Players* Strong Start Strike Zero Shadow Play+ Shore Up+ Blocked -> Don’t vote for these none this week! +Could get screwed over by probability/vague wording *Lore/roster change(s) [WIMDY] We WILL Wimdy credit to andreastreeter#9579 for the excellent Voting Guide Design

[clemkesh]

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Just realized I forgot to post this to tumblr! Last Friday I wrote a 100% completely unironic song about how well the New York Millennials were doing despite being chomped by consumers 9 times. We has 63 wins! We were headed to postseason! Cerv was one away from a perfect season! Sandie broke the home run record!!

Unfortunately, it is now really, really, funny. Help us. 

Lyrics below the cut!

Sharks like the taste of avocado At least that’s how it fucking seems We thought we’d have like one good season The sharks said in your fucking dreams

Oh well whatever that won’t stop this That just won’t stop us at all If this team were Icarus   We simply would not fall

So come and taste this Live bait live bait Still got winner sharkmeat dinner on our plate on our plate If they wanna bite, we’ll just bite back I guess this just confirms that we’re a snack

Ha! New phone hubris New phone hubris

We’re breaking records in this season Just look at Sandie, look at Cerv After so much damn hard workin This feels like just what we deserve

So come and taste this Live bait live bait Still got winner sharkmeat dinner on our plate on our plate If they wanna bite, we’ll just bite back I guess this just confirms that we’re a snack

Ha! New phone hubris New phone hubris

You ask us: are we feeling lucky? That’s not the question you should ask You should ask: are we feeling angry? The answer’s yes, we’ll kick your ass

So come and taste this Live bait live bait Still got winner sharkmeat dinner on our plate on our plate If they wanna bite, we’ll just bite back I guess this just confirms that we’re a snack

Ha! New phone hubris New phone hubris

[nymills]

Blaseball Season 2* New York Millennials Voting Guide

TRENDING -> Blessings that are Good -NEW Pitching Boost 22% -NEW Batting Boost 20% -Telekinesis 20% -Yeet* 15% -Ball Hawk 12% -Wind Sprints [WIMDY] 1%  Muted -> Blessings that are Just Okay (10% remaining spread among these) -Dark Matter* -Shadow Play* -Strong Start -Rogue Strike -Knight Strike -Mage Strike -Bard Strike  Blocked -> Don’t vote for these -Learn to Defend+ -Magnetic Fielder+ +Could get screwed over by probability/vague wording *Lore/roster change(s) [WIMDY] We WILL Wimdy

[nymills]

ABDMB (always bet da mills baby)

[nymills]

Short Circuits!

Hey Mills Nation, we’re back LGMBLDM

[nymills]

New York Millennials Gamma 3, Season 1 Midseason Voting Guide

Amplification: Muscle Warmers Distortions: -Fist of the Ape God -Long Distance Call -Fire Blood -Electric Blood -Snow Blower or Snow Shovel Avoid: -Cold Call LGMBLDM!

[nymills]

Gamma 2 Season 2 Charge Target Recommendation

Heyo Mills Nation, a vote was done on the Mills’ section of the Blaseball Discord, and Cara Devi was the most voted on Charge target for the elections! Feel free to join us on the Blaseball discord for discussing the game and cheering on Da Mills! LGMBLDM! https://discord.gg/V2udKVsYtt Disclaimer: We have no idea what Charging a Short Circuits player does!