#lheurist

[sivatherium]

[dialripped]

👀👀👀

send me 👀 and ill make a ‘callout’ for you!!

Doubts himself far too much, capable of so much good but is still doubtful and ignorant of the fact of how much he brightens everyone’s day..

Has been my friend for far too long.

Drinks my antique wine from the 1600-1700′s and thinks I won’t notice. (I do. Every time.)

Sleeps with mouth open occasionally. That’s how the statistical spiders get in there, darling.

[shiftypublicworker]

@lheurist Hello, who are you!  Sorry I did not say hi when you first followed me.

[fleurdebleue]

@lheurist question, is it pronounced ‘jeen’ or ‘jaun’ or something else because english is horrible

[precognitiveignition]

lheurist replied to your post

oh. ok that makes sense. are you a servant of voemiius.

even google doesnt know who that is my dude youre gonna have to break that shit down for me

[ectobiologoof]

👀

send me 👀 and ill make a ‘callout’ for you!!

ask him out already!!!!

i think. you underestimate me a little. and i’m not sure if it’s because you don’t know i’m an actual god or whatever, but. surprise! i literally don’t need medical advice at all ever. 

you’re a starbucksphobe and that’s truly unfortunate. 

i still want to hang out! i’ll even let you choose a coffee place this time. 

[ectobiologoof]

@lheurist seriously? twunk erasure?? right in front of my salad???

[ectobiologoof]

lheurist replied to your post: anyway i think i died yesterday.

how fucked up.

i only remember the night in bits and pieces fucked up.