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Todo el mundo lo quiere, ese fue mi crímen🇵🇾🇺🇾.

Uruguay: I named my cat Felis to refer to Felis silvestris lybica, the African wild cat.

Paraguay: I named mine Blacky because it's black and small.

El Dani tomándose un Starbuck !¡

Todos necesitamos un poco más de Daniel De Irala en nuestras vidas. <3

Brazil: Did you know that when you have a song stuck in your head, it is because your soulmate is singing it?

Uruguay: Someone has been singing "Macarena" at three in the morning.

Paraguay: ... could be anyone.

Random person: I think you guys make a very nice couple.

Paraguay: Oh no, we're not a couple, in fact, we are cousins.

Argentina: Wow, you seem quite offended by that. What's happen? Am I not good enough for you?

Paraguay: We're not going to have this conversation again, Martín.

Paraguay: Aren't you gay?

Dominican Republic: I like that you imply I did something remotely heterosexaul, but if I did, I apologise.

Paraguay: I'm glad to see you happy.

Uruguay: "Happy"?, No, no, no. I haven't been happy since I was ten years old. I'm drugged, there's a big difference.

#lhparaguay