Sep 25, 2013
Email: Complaint from students
Me: About YOUR FACE.
Them: I'm sorry.
I will be more careful next time and wear a mask...
OF YOUR SKIN.
Me: I suppose that's fair.
I WILL SAVE THE PEELINGS.
Them: AAARRRGH.
MUSt WaSH ImAGe OuT oF mINd
Me: Let me lend you some soap.
Rendered from the finest, slowest students.
Them: Shame the quick ones are so hard to catch. They are already so slippery.
Me: yeah, but not enough fat content to make good soap.
Them: Maybe we can trap them for floss.
Me: If we can trap them at all we'll win an award from the Order of Slightly Evil and Frustrated Academic Librarians
Them: OSEFAL!
(needs a catchier acronym)