College Orientation, part 2.
Introduction video to Library: We have a massive collection of books...
Me: Holy shit...
Introduction video to Library: microfilms, video tapes, and electronic resources, including...
Me: Fuck... WHAT!?
Introduction video to Library: historical pieces and modern day pieces like...
Me: Like?!?
Introduction video to Library: Magazine editions and Novels. These are all available for use by the students of this University.
Me: *hyperventilates* I am not leaving this school.












