#libraryfrights

[libraryfines]

oops I'm terrible: HI!

not terrible, hush, everybody loves a good askbox meme!!

1. First impression: I can’t remember specifics but I do remember a general sense of “damn, she’s hella smart, I see why Margaux is friends with her.”2. Truth is: You are even smarter and funnier than I initially realized, and a generally solid person for sticking around and putting up with my ridiculous blogging habits.3. How old do you look: Vague twenties? (How bad is it that I had to check Facebook to see how old you actually are?? I blame that on the fact that we’ve never actually met irl.)4. Have you ever made me laugh: OBVIOUSLY. I think you could make a rock laugh. Like, one of those really serious Greek statues — you could go up to it and tell it about something dumb that happened to you that morning and its face would crack laughing. 5. Have you ever made me mad: Uh, maybe mad that you are too good at words? (Congrats on the whales/Wales/wails thing, by the way! That’s awesome, and you’re totally gonna win the thing and I’m gonna buy the book and brag on you to everyone I know.)6. Best feature: You have this ability to be eloquent and funny about tiny everyday things and I love it.7. Have I ever had a crush on you: A general life-crush, maybe? Actually, it’s kind of funny, because you are the person I bring up whenever my family questions my life choices. Like, “Fran did this” or “Fran did that”  and “Fran did comedy studies and lived in London” and “Fran was an English major and now she’s doing cool things and not starving to death— what? Fran from the internet, dad. Yes, she’s a real person.”8. You’re my: Favorite Fran, by a long shot.9. Name in my phone: Tragically nonexistent.10. Should you post this too? PEER PRESSURE PEER PRESSURE

[libraryfines]

Hey you distracted me during the agonies of my midterm prep, it'd be rude of me not to return the favor. Thus, hi. :D

JENIIIIIII [sung to the tune of “benny and the jets”]

1. First impression: If I remember correctly — AND I THINK I DO — I was creeping on all of Shannon’s new college friends on Facebook and saw a photo of you with your red hair and a Batman shirt and the caption said something about Oracle and I IMMEDIATELY DECIDED WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS.2. Truth is: That was a really solid decision on my part because you are consistently the best.3. How old do you look: Just about where you should be, I think. Ugh, I don’t know, I’m rubbish with faces and things.4. Have you ever made me laugh: Uh, only all the time. Twitter is a better place with the two of us on it.5. Have you ever made me mad: Psh, like I could ever get mad at you.6. Best feature: Well SHORT-HAIR BROS 4 LYFE goes without saying, but for real, you are so passionate about, like, everything and I have so much appreciation for that. Plus, every time I see a space thing I want to get you to explain it to me.7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Only the “this person turned me on to Runaways and now I feel the need to shower her in affection as repayment” kind. Which is the best kind, lbr here.8. You’re my: Starfire to my Raven, as we just established. It continues to be the best thing.9. Name in my phone: You’re not in my phone! Which is unsurprising because I never use my phone as a phone anyway. Ask Shannon about the time I took nine days to respond to her text. And then duck, because she’ll probably throw something.10. Should you post this too? You beat me to it.