this is for you, happy belated bday! here you go:
If you asked the sunny boys for a massage
Blanche-- it would be hard to work up the courage to ask Blanche for a massage since he comes off as… stiff,, But I think he would be happy to do that for someone he loves. He might be kind of quiet at first and it might feel a lil awkward, but it’s actually just because he’s concentrating on how to make you feel best. Listen,,, the thot of Commander Blanche using his big ol’ hands to massage out your sore muscles while he calls you a good girl for relaxing for him??? Big Oof. Maybe he gives you the tiniest little kith on your shoulder when he thinks you won’t notice.
Blue-- I think Blue would be so sweet if you asked for a massage.. He would be super willing, but maybe a little self-conscious about how rough his hands are. He would be so gentle, and sure it might not technically be the best massage in the world, but you would feel so loved and so taken care of with Blue. What a sweetheart.
Jaws-- This man loves giving massages and is amazing at it. He makes it a whole thing. He lights candles. He plays soft music. He’s got Good scented lotion. It’s romantic as hell. He asks you about your day while he’s massaging your shoulders and actually listens to your answer. Jaws’ hands are nice and warm and not too soft. He always makes sure it's a good combination of actual relaxation and maybe some things that he knows turn you on a little bit. He’s also down to be your personal masseuse even if you’re just friends bc he likes to show off his Skills.
Sweets-- I have a feeling this would make Sweets very nervous. If you asked for a massage, he would definitely say yes because he wants to be good to you!! But actually doing it? He would be scared of hurting you at first, so you would have to give a lot of instruction. He’s a fast learner tho, so he would get really good at it. It would be a lot of soft and gentle touches that make you v sleepy.
Kami-- Would absolutely agree to give you a massage and it would absolutely 100% end in fucking. Sure he wants to put his hands all over you-- but just to get you all worked up and needy. You might not get a massage, but you’ll definitely be relaxed afterwards.
Fuse-- Bad, don’t let this man touch you. I feel like if you tried to ask Fuse for a massage he would straight up say no because it’s too intimate. You would be better off offering him a massage but he would still be reluctant. You could probably convince him a.) if you were already in a relationship and b.) you made it ~sexy~ but even then I think he would get impatient. HOWEVER if you could pin him down and get him to relax I think he would request it every time he saw you AND it should be your life’s mission to get a massage from Fuse bc he is secretly v good at it.
Void-- Oh yeah, this is a good one. His hands are cold all the time, but he knows what he’s doing. He’s a doctor and he has personal experience with muscle tension! You might feel bad about asking for it since he’s busy, but he doesn’t mind. He would have you melting into a puddle. I also think he would find it relaxing to watch you relax, ya know? He wants to feel like he’s taking care of you! But also, let’s send Void to a spa.
Bruiser-- I want this man to crack every bone in my body. I think Bruiser would be pleased as a peach if you asked him for a massage, but you have to be prepared bc it is an EXPERIENCE. Full on, deep tissue, you’re not going to be able to move afterwards. You’re definitely more relaxed and you kind of think you may never be capable of feeling stress again. Bruiser also wants to fuck you, but you’re honestly just going to be along for the ride. You sleep for 15 hours afterwards.
Max-- somewhere in between Jaws and Bruiser… he gives a great massage, but every time you start to relax, he makes another dumb joke that sends you into a fit of giggles. It’s very warm and nice. He trails kisses down your skin between jokes until you’re all squirmy and laughing. Peak himbo and honestly best overall experience. Rip.
i thiNk THESE ARE SUPER ACCURATE. fuse would squeeze your shoulder then say dONE EHDKDNND
uHG THANK YOU SO MUCH AHSJSH I ADORE THIS