VHS Bonanza!
That’s right! We’re selling VHS tapes now! You can get our newest tape now: Yetee Christmas Special!
Okay, sorry, that was a whole bunch of lies. I’m very sorry.
No, really. I’m sorry. Lies are bad. Lies are a wrong. I did a wrong. You can have my last slice of pizza, as an apology.
Now that we’re done with all the bad lies, we can get to the good truths. We’ve got a new line of VHS themed merch, up on our site right now! Take a peek at some of the cool stuff we’ve got to offer!
VHS Storefront
We’ve got hats, a bandanna, jackets, pins, and shirts! And they’re all VHS themed! At least one of the hats is already sold out, but hey, if you really, REALLY wanted one, just let us know! We might just bring it back!
And one more time, so sorry about the lie factory you entered at the beginning of this post. We don’t even have the means to make VHS tapes. Last time we tried, Pluto was declared not to be a planet anymore.