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THE YETEE'S SPICY SALE!

IT IS OUR SPICIEST SALE YET! We have loads of items on sale from all sections of our website! Vinyl Records! Apparel! Pins! Stickers! It’s a complete blowout sale!  But everyone’s palate is different, of course. So we’ve prepared varying spice levels for you, depending on your tolerance for HEAT!

MILD FLAVOUR — 25% OFF

Little spice that goes a long way. Lots to choose from here, without being totally overpowered by the spice level. Click here to shop the 25% items!

MEDIUM HEAT — 35% OFF

Oh-ho! So you’re looking for a little more heat? Try this collection on. Some of the items might bring (happy) tears to your eyes. Click here to shop the 35% items!

SPICY! — 50% OFF

Ok… You better be absolutely certain you can handle what we’re dishing out here. It might be more awesome than you can handle! Click here to shop the 50% items! Or, if you’re really WILD, you can attempt ALL THE SPICE AT ONCE!

THE SALE LASTS UNTIL APRIL 14TH! We’ve only just begun! The sale kicks off April 2nd and runs for almost two weeks! We have lots of surprises in store, so stay tuned! And remember: please spice responsibly. 

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RE-GEN by R23X

R23X’s new EP is RE-GEN is coming to Yetee Records on September 27, 2017. It will be available on 10” Vinyl Picture Disc and Cassette. There will be a limited edition and a collector’s bundle.

Tracklist:

1. "Dreaming... I was Dreaming"

2. Way Forward I Follow

3. New Environs + Interlude

4. Realm Of Eternal Rain

5. Threshold Guardian

6. Escape From Stasis Loop

7. Letting Go

8. Regenerate (Begin)

Featuring vocal samples by White Poppy and Devora Shavinsky. Artwork by Coinbox Tees + Chaos Art Studio (recorded on VHS by R23X).

Debut music video for Threshold Guardian by Denver Jackson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0B6OTWgfG0

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Shirt Price Increase

We know, this is a scary title to a post, but we promise it isn’t that scary! For the last 6 years, we’ve been selling our daily shirts at $11, and it’s gone great! We’ve grown and changed a lot over that time as a company and a community. We want to make sure that change continues to happen without sacrificing the things about the Yetee you know and love.  

Starting today, our daily shirts will be priced at $12 plus shipping. See? I told you it wasn’t scary. We’ve only increased by 1 dollar!

We’ve had to increase our prices for one simple reason: The Shirts.

Our prices haven’t changed, but our costs have. We want to make sure we continue to offer the same hi-quality screen printing that you are used to, without sacrificing quality.

In a growing marketplace where on demand printing is widely available, it is important to us to continue offering affordable limited edition silkscreened t-shirts. We also wanted to be as upfront as possible about our reasoning; we want to keep giving you what you deserve! Quality tees and pizza. But we can really only do the quality tees part.

Love,

The Yetee

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Dream Daddy!

Dads. So many... hot dads! But... but which one to date?

My friend. You get to decide. 

Dream Daddy A Dad Dating Simulator is coming soon, if you haven’t heard! It’s a game all about dating hot dads! *whispers a prayer to the game lords* And if that wasn’t awesome enough, we’ve got merch for it! Check it out!

01 Dream Daddy

Let everyone know that you’re the numero uno Dad with this stylish look! Oh, did you want something maybe a little more... Enamel? And... Pin-like? 

Dream Daddy Pin

Not only do we have a couple of rad shirts, but we’ve got pins too! And yes, they’re all dad themed! 

We’re really excited for the game to come out, and we hope you are too! Be sure to check out the official Dream Daddy page to see all the different pins, and the different shirts we’ve got for the game! 

While we wait for the game, we’re just gonna go ahead and think about which dad we want to romance the most. Goth dad is pretty mysterious, but Baby Bjorn has something about him... It’s going to be so hard to decide! 

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Cuphead and Mugman Plush!

Do you like small felt facsimiles of video game characters that you can own, squeeze, and hold? Well, have we got good news for you! We teamed up with  Studio MDHR to make plush versions of the main heroes of their new game, Cuphead and Mugman! 

Cuphead and Mugman Plush

Can’t decide which one to get? You don’t have to! They come together! Warning: they have had some dealings with fiery and nefarious entities before, so be aware of entering any deals with strangers! 

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The Dreamer Pin!

You awake on an island... There’s a big ol’ egg up on top of a mountain... Dungeons with instruments as the treasure... What the heck, right?

Our buddy Drew Wise made this stunning pin, and we wanted to let you know that we’ve got it up in our store right now!

The Dreamer

This pin may not grant you any wishes or wake you from the dream realm or anything, but dang it looks good! So many colors! 

This pin is also the size of an actual whale, and weighs more than your average sedan. Is that true? Buy one for yourself and find out! 

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20 Heart!

Have you ever wanted MORE HEARTS? Ever been hit with a sword by a large pig goblin? Well uh... Well, the pins won’t help with that. You need to leave them alone. 

But we do have some sweet heart pins!

20 Hearts

Who wants to spend all their time searching caves and ocean floors for fragments of hearts, when you can just jump right to having the maximum amount? 

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Frog in a Car Plush!

Honk-honk!

Dang Sunday drivers! Always going so slow on the... wait... that isn’t just any car... is that... is there an amphibian driving that car?? IT IS! Look at the Frog in a Car! And he’s soft and huggable!

Frog in a Car Plush

This little guy is ready to drive straight from our warehouse into your loving arms! He’s huggable, lovable, and frogable... Okay, forget that last one. He’ll save your progress when you need him to, and drive you to wherever you want to go! Okay, he can’t do both of these things either, but we promise he is cute, cuddly, and ready for you to love him unconditionally. 

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NES Classic Giveaway with ProZD!

It’s time for a new contest! This time, we’ve partnered up with ProZD to give you a chance to win an NES Classic! Yeah, you know, that console that you wish you had bought before it became a bazillion dollars! We’ve got one! And we want YOU to have it!

ProZD Classic Giveaway

Just like with all our other contests, be sure to tell all your friends and post about it on every social media that exists and mail a letter to your grandmother telling her about it as well! SHARE SHARE SHARE, JOIN THE MACHINE

Sorry, that got weird. 

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Ninja Senki Merch!

*BOOF*

Ha-HA! Didn’t see us, did you? That’s because we’ve been practicing being ninj... Wait you said you did see us? 

We weren’t hidden because this is on a public online social media site?

The joke didn’t work?

The joke is getting worse the longer we prolong it?

NINJA SENKI STUFF, CHECK IT OUT! 

Shurikenjitsu!

HIYA! Rep ninjas, and a dragon, and an old man with this super cool ninja shirt! It’s cooler because it has ninjas on it! NINJAS! #Ninjas

Ninja Senki Pin Set

N-N-N-N-Ninja pins?! Yeah, that’s right. If pins are more your jam, we’ve STILL got you covered! Ninja pin. Ninja Star pin. Show everyone that you’re a true ninja master by wearing these pins. 

Yes, that is how that works. 

Ninja Senki Vinyl Soundtrack

You might not be able to see the ninjas coming, but you sure can... hear them? The ninja jokes have gotten hard to upkeep. But that doesn’t change the fact that we’ve got this sweet soundtrack to both the original and the DX version of Ninja Senki! 

That sure was a lot of ninjas. I don’t know about you, but I still feel like we didn’t cover them all... Like there might still be more out there... Watching... waiting... making more cool stuff for you... 

It keeps us up at night. 

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Chipzel Store!

Whoops! Been a couple of days since the last post. We got caught up at a couple of cons! So many artists and retro games... So much ice cream... our heads still hurt. 

But they don’t hurt enough to stop us from showing you a cool new store! We’ve got Chipzel stuff! Wanna see it? TOO BAD, HERE IT IS!

Chipped of the Necrodancer

You can practically hear the jams wearing this shirt. But what’s that? You’re cold? It’s chilly? You’re thinking ahead to winter and what you want to wear then? WE ALSO HAVE THAT COVERED!

Player Select Hoodie

Warm AND full of sweet fighting characters to punch the cold away. That is 100% how our shirts work, don’t ask any scientists. 

But what’s that? After seeing these cool Chipzel designs, you’re left wanting to listen to sweet sweet Chipzel jams? WELL GUESS WHAT

Insterstellaria Vinyl

We’ve got all your needs, especially if those needs include shirts, hoodies, and rad space music! 

We’ve got more things coming after the weekend. We’ll be gone until then, at an... Ice Cream Conference. Very important. 

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Majora’s Mask Contest!

Okay, no jokes here because this is a super cool contest that we want to tell you about, okay? 

Okay. 

We’ve teamed up with our friends from Zelda Universe, and our friend Kyle Javelli to bring you a chance to win your very own replica Majora’s Mask! LOOK AT THIS THING! 

Majora’s Mask Contest

Click the link above and read how to enter, it’s super easy! One lucky winner will get their very own mask, but sadly, it will not allow you secret access to the moon, nor will you become weak to the power of giant magic. 

If you know someone who is totally into all things relating to this particular mask, let them know about it too! Spread it around! We love doing contests, so the more people that enter, the cooler things we can do in the future! 

Like, maybe a contest to win the moon! The real, actual moon! 

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ProZD Shirts!

Do you like short videos about anime and cats? Don’t shake your head no, that’s a blatant lie. Who doesn’t like anime and cats? No one! NO ONE

Okay, sorry, that got heated. 

Anyway, we’ve got new shirts for our friend ProZD! This first one’s a CUTIE

It’s Effie! 

Black cats are the best, and Effie is in the Upper Echelon of cat gods! So I suppose this shirt is a boon form the heavens. And it’s comfortable as well. 

Chairem Anime

Who will she choose? The Handsome Lamp? The Twin Chairs? Watch and find out! Or, just wear the shirt and when people ask, act very serious and tell them that it is a real show with real moral conundrums. 

Now you are free. GO pet a cat and watch some anime. You know you want to. 

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New Shirts!

Drew Wise came to us one day, begging, PLEADING to put his new shirts up on the site. He was practically crying, he was so hysterical. We patted him on the shoulder, gave him some La Croix, and said, “No.” Then we took a picture of Drew and how he looked in that moment because it was magical. 

We were joking of course, we’d love to have more of his stuff on there! 

Oh, and don’t worry about Drew. He has a La Croix deficiency, so sometimes you just need to calm him down with a refreshing Mango-Juniper La Croix. Anyway, here are his new shirts! 

Hero of Sprites

Did you ever want a Zoldo made up of a bunch of mini Zonkos? Well look no further! 

CALAMITY

Can’t even make a joke about this one because it’s too cool! AND IT GLOWS IN THE DARK! Isn’t that rad?!

Drew wants you all to know that he’s hard at work on more shirts and that he has plenty of La Croix now to help keep him stay focused!

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VHS Bonanza!

That’s right! We’re selling VHS tapes now! You can get our newest tape now: Yetee Christmas Special! 

Okay, sorry, that was a whole bunch of lies. I’m very sorry. 

No, really. I’m sorry. Lies are bad. Lies are a wrong. I did a wrong. You can have my last slice of pizza, as an apology. 

Now that we’re done with all the bad lies, we can get to the good truths. We’ve got a new line of VHS themed merch, up on our site right now! Take a peek at some of the cool stuff we’ve got to offer!

VHS Storefront 

We’ve got hats, a bandanna, jackets, pins, and shirts! And they’re all VHS themed! At least one of the hats is already sold out, but hey, if you really, REALLY wanted one, just let us know! We might just bring it back! 

And one more time, so sorry about the lie factory you entered at the beginning of this post. We don’t even have the means to make VHS tapes. Last time we tried, Pluto was declared not to be a planet anymore. 

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MEGanerds!

Meg Turney. Sweet new shirt. Excellent new stickers. Same sweet shirt, but in sweatshirt form. 

We’ve got them. And we’ve got you. Fall into our arms. This is a trust fall now. We’ll catch you. 

MEGanerd Hoodie

This hoodie comes in a multitude of sizes, and we are happy to confirm that all the sizes are for humans. Sorry about that time we only had sizes for Minotaur. It was a weird summer. 

Oh, and it also comes in regular shirt form too!

MEGanerd Combo 

Can’t decide between the shirt and the sweatshirt? Well, the good news is you can get both! And if you do, you get stickers! YES! REAL STICKERS! WHO DOESN’T LOVE STICKERS?! 

Craiggory. He doesn’t. Pfft. Craiggory. 

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Pete Ellison

Have you ever wanted some cute little ghosty friends? Maybe some smiling food pins? A MILLION DOLLARS?!

Well, we can’t help you with that last one, but Pete Ellison can help you with the first couple! 

Donut Ghost Baking

You’ve never tasted baked goods like the wonders that Donut Ghost whips up! And once you do, you can rep his sweet little shop! 

Donut Ghost Stickers

Get yourself a little pack of Donut Ghost Stickers and hide them all over your kitchen! Bless that cook space with a sweet little friend! 

Mr. Bibimbap Pin

Look at him! He’s so happy! Bring that happy little bud with you everywhere! 

If you want to check out some more of what Pete has to offer, check out his store! Just click on his name. It’s right...

HERE --> Pete Ellison

More shall come soon, carried on the backs of shirt dogs and pin turtles. Majestic beasts. We care for them, and they, in turn, care for us.