#lieutenant stone

[lucky-bastards]

He is the same as he ever was. 

[askvectorprime]

Dear Vector Prime, Whatever happened to Koh-Buru-Lah?

Dear Tentacled Terror,

With the death of its champion Cobra Commander, Koh-Buru-Lah—child of the cosmic Serpent and sibling to Golah-Bulas—was forced into hiding, deep within the surface of Cybertron. Cut off from its worshippers and surrounded by the cold metal it despised, it was left in a catatonic state, paralysed and unmoving far below the feet of Rodimus Prime and his fellow Cybertronians for decades. However, the dark deity's role in this world was not yet over, and Koh-Buru-Lah would be reawakened when Space War II reached Cybertron. Having already conquered Mars from the forces of Snake-Eyes, the Cobra Commander, the Serpentor sought to prevail where his father had not in claiming Cybertron for his own; and when he set foot on the metal world, the presence of his divinely-touched bloodline was felt by Koh-Buru-Lah. Reaching out to the Serpentor through his dreams, the primordial god drew to itself the Neo-Cobra Emperor, who gladly pledged his service. As a blessing to its new herald, Koh-Buru-Lah used the worship it had fed upon and its years of acclamation to Cybertron to create new followers: Kohlada and the Slitherfangs, fusions of dark occultism and living metal, nigh-unstoppable in battle.

In response to the Neo-Cobra invasion, Rodimus Prime's Autobots and Lieutenant-General Stone's G.I. Joe Xtreme agreed—with understandable suspicion and reluctance—to fight alongside the aged Snake-Eyes and his Cobra forces, against his half-brother's serpentine armies. Unfortunately, the outcome of this Cobra Civil War is clouded to my vision; I can only hope that Koh-Buru-Lah and its followers do not prevail, for I fear their ambitions may not be bound to their home reality.

[panevanbuckley]

please tell me I'm not the only one secretly shipping corrigan and stone...