I hear bad things come in three's so In the past hour I have:
Scalded my feet by getting in the bath without testing it first and trying to be a badass and work through the pain (seriously I don't even know what I was trying to prove)
Accidentally stepped on my dog because he blended in with his surroundings.
Fell with all my body weight on my right knee and managed to bust some blood vessels
But, because of my procrastination to do my laundry I fell face first into the pile of it which kept me from falling on my face and possibly breaking my glasses or getting a concussion (both of which have happened in the past).
Whoever said nothing positive comes from procrastination is mistaken.











