honestly i need hyacinthus and percy leeching off of apollo warmth headcannons
Hummm, since you asked polietly
Under the cut to not annoy anyone scrolling
In case anyone needs context, this is the continuation of a few Hyaperpollo hcs I shared a few months ago
Hyacinthus and Perse (maybe Persira) are happily married to each other after they were part of the spiritual ancestor of 'Helen of Troy picking amongst her suitors'.
Fyi, Sparta became known as the 'Brings a gun to a knife fight' kingdom bc they sent their prettiest fucking prince to court Perse when everyone else was...not as pretty
They're both the hottest and happiest mortal couple in ancient Greece and it shows 😔
Anyway, like I've said in previous hcs, they both cold af
So, when Apollo joined the relationship in the most desperate display of someone wanting to be a third in a relationship, the difference between them was VERY obvious
Both Hyacinthus and thought Apollo was 'overly warm' bc he's a god while bro thinks his lovers must have poor circulation throughout their entire bodies bc why tf are such hotties so cold????
Apollo sleeps in the middle, some could say that it was bc he was the god in the relationship and having the prettiest man and prettiest girl in each arm is an ego thing, but they decided on that so everyone could get equal amounts of godly heat
Hyacinthus and Percy weren't fighting over It...in traditional ways. They'd just let the other have it bc they both the best for their husband/wife, but Apollo just said 'I can just sleep in the middle????' and they though 'Oh, shit, that's true'
Apollo no longer has or wants his personal space because he always has a dark-haired beauty drapped all over him.
Imagine Apollo just chilling as he composes something when suddenly one of his lovers climbs onto his lap, and now there's another one coming to join the cuddle pile.
