When will my sleep schedule come back from the war?

Just a random nerd that's too passionate about Fandoms and her ships 24y my ao3 is Lawbae https://archiveofourown.org/users/LawBae/works

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In case anyone needs it, this is blank permission to write a story based on one of my posts if you so choose. I'm fine with that but please remember to credit me

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Aphrodities au characters as song lyrics without context, (but it's just Aphrodite's oldest children)

Rhodes

Perse

Eros

Anteros

Bonus with them as unexpected duos under the cut

Rhodes & Eros (Have a lot more in common than either wants to admit.)

Perse & Anteros: A beautiful mix of Aphrodite's Commitment issues and Poseidon's tendency to see a line and immediately try to cross it.

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The sexual tension between me and deleting all of my fics tho

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Apollo/Percy Jackson Characters: Apollo (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson, Helios (mentioned), Nico di Angelo (Mentioned), Poseidon (Mentioned) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Alternate Universe - No Gods (Percy Jackson), Female Percy Jackson, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Semi-Public Sex, Car Sex, a van but still counts, Dry Humping, Apollo typical breeding kink, jk it's only one line, Horny Teenagers, Enthusiastic Consent, Men Crying, Some Humor, Penis in Vagina Sex, Creampie, Simp Apollo (Percy Jackson), Simp Percy Jackson, Name Reveal, Sort Of Series: Part 10 of The Lestercy au no one asked for Summary:

Or the one time where hormones become too much and our favorite couple gets freaky in the back of Lester's Van (He swears that he did not put those pillows there for that)

Yeah...I posted another chapter to my lestercy porn fic. Hopefully, y’all enjoy

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Would it be cool if I did some fanart of Perse in your Aphrodities AU? I can’t stop thinking about her lol

(Also I’m so looking forward to perpollo finally getting married, I’m genuinely getting giddy just thinking about it!)

PLEASE GO AHEAD, YOU HAVE MY WHOLE PERMISSION!!!

Their marriage will the event of milenia, EVERYONE was invited (mix of Perse knowing a lot of people and Apollo wanting everyone to know he finally bagged the woman of his dreams) and only, like, a handful of people were actually happy for the couple.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 20/? Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Apollo/Percy Jackson, Apollo/Hyacinthus (Past), Percy Jackson/Hyacinthus (one-sided), Apollo & Artemis (Percy Jackson), Artemis & Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase & Percy Jackson, Rachel Elizabeth Dare & Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Drew Tanaka, Silena Beauregard & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Clarisse La Rue, Apollo & Hermes & Percy Jackson Characters: Percy Jackson, Apollo (Percy Jackson), Rachel Elizabeth Dare, Hyacinthus (mentioned) - Character, Artemis (Percy Jackson), Thalia Grace (Percy Jackson), Grover Underwood, Zoë Nightshade (Percy Jackson), Bianca di Angelo, Nico di Angelo, Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson), Luke Castellan, Hermes (Percy Jackson), Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Original Characters, Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson), Paul Blofis, Drew Tanaka, Michael Yew, Camp Half-Blood Campers (Percy Jackson), Silena Beauregard, Clarisse La Rue, Connor Stoll, Travis Stoll, Athena (Percy Jackson), Ares (Percy Jackson), Aphrodite (Percy Jackson), Dionysus (Percy Jackson), Demeter (Percy Jackson), Hera (Percy Jackson), Hestia (Percy Jackson), Hephaestus (Percy Jackson), Zeus (Percy Jackson) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Female Percy Jackson, Moral Ambiguity, Age Difference, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Obsession, Percy Jackson Needs a Hug, The dark tags are not between perpollo, Percy has a crush on a historical figure, Simp Apollo (Percy Jackson), Possessive Behavior, POV Alternating, POV Percy Jackson, POV Apollo (Percy Jackson), Attractive Percy Jackson, Smitten Apollo (Percy Jackson), Female Friendship, Oblivious Percy Jackson Summary:

It's a feat, Percy thinks, to be so obviously a warrior yet be remembered because of how much someone loved you

 Or how Percy, months before she has to face the Titans and her own death, found a way to live forever

Hey, y'all. I bet you guys did not expect this of me (Actually update forget me not). Hope you guys enjoy it!

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Chapters: 21/? Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Aphrodite/Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Amphitrite/Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Helios/Rhode (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson & Poseidon, Aphrodite & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Rhode, Percy Jackson & Triton, Percy Jackson & Kymopoleia, Percy Jackson/Leto, Asteria/Percy Jackson, Hades/Percy Jackson, Hades/Persephone (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson/Other(s), Apollo/Percy Jackson, Eros & Percy Jackson, Hermes & Percy Jackson, Iris & Percy Jackson, Danaë & Perseus (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson & Perseus, Danae & Percy Jackson Characters: Percy Jackson, Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Aphrodite (Percy Jackson), Amphitrite (Percy Jackson), Rhea (Percy Jackson), Leto (Percy Jackson), Asteria (Percy Jackson), Helios (Percy Jackson), Rhode (Percy Jackson), Triton (Percy Jackson), Kymopoleia (Percy Jackson), Hermes (Percy Jackson), Iris (Percy Jackson), Zephyros (Percy Jackson), Eos (Percy Jackson), Hera (Percy Jackson), Zeus (Percy Jackson), Danaë (Percy Jackson), Perseus (Percy Jackson), Dictys (Percy Jackson) Additional Tags: Female Percy Jackson, Alternate Universe - Athenide (Percy Jackson), Sort Of, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Ancient Greek Religion & Lore Fusion, Vibes Over Accuracy, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, doesn't happen but it's ancient Greece, Kid Fic, In the first part, Deity Percy Jackson, One-Sided Attraction, Attractive Percy Jackson, POV Outsider, Undersea Family | Amphitrite & Percy Jackson & Poseidon & Triton as Family, Child of Aphrodite Percy Jackson, Bisexual Percy Jackson, Protective Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Protective Aphrodite, can't believe this is not a tag, Good Parent Aphrodite (Percy Jackson), Good Parent Poseidon (Percy Jackson), …he tries, Weekly Updates, perpollo is endgame, Good Parent Amphitrite (Percy Jackson), Sexual Humor Summary:

The birth of Aphrodite’s oldest daughters wasn’t heralded by the loud crying of children, the shaking of the earth, or anything of the sort. Their birth was announced by an awkward Helios, asking if he could pick which girl would be his bride or if they would rather choose for him. The two gods, still basking in their afterglow, asked what girls he was talking about.

The Titan of the Sun merely pointed down, and following his finger, Poseidon and Aphrodite finally saw who the blonde was referring to. In the space where the sand meets the sea, stood two confused-looking girls holding each other’s hands.

or

The story of Perseira Aphrodities, daughter of Poseidon with Aphrodite told through the eyes of those around her.

Another chapter posted today ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ (perpollo overload on this one)

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could not stop thinking about Zeus's POV this separate three happened in AU of your perse Aphrodites Au.

Instead of the oceanids perse sleep with ALL the Muses, not only it look bad if he selfish tries anything he needs to acknowledge the current hookup of Perse. And no in this perse did not sleep with the girls mother if you ask

Perse becomes forcibly his wife right? As revenge for cheating on her instead going after the lovers(consensual or not 😠😞) and kids like Hera. She demasculinize him everytime with rumors that he like being pegged and won't let her try where people could hear. Whether or not if true to people everyone involved will talk. After maybe a week or two Zeus lets her divorce him.

Apollo marries perse early

1. Ok, so, If Perse, instead of deciding that making her way through Oceanus bloodline was her top priority, got with all of the muses instead it'd make Zeus CERTAIN that this little chit has some kind of grudge against him, he'd get offended because I'm not good enough for a fuck, but my daughters are?! And he'd somehow end up making female on female seduction a crime because he's that Petty.

More under the cut

2. I have actually talked to my bestie about an au where Perse was unable to label herself as the most unmarriageable woman in the Olympus and ended up married to Zeus.

In my humble opinion, they would get the fastest divorce ever recorded (bc in Ancient Greece, especially for Gods, divorce was not the hardest thing to achieve (Hera Just refuses to get one because she's the literal goddess of marriage)), but in the meanwhile...would you believe me If I said ZEUS was the one afraid of getting cheated on?

Perse was loyal (lol) but we also need to be reminded that

1-) She's a woman whose libido became such a concern for herself due to how high it was that at one point girly literally compared herself to an animal humping the furniture (it became better with age, but at one point it was very... Intense)

2-) Zeus is legally the only man she can fuck

3-) Zeus enjoys sex and has one of the most infamous libidos there are, but he's still a hypocrite (and a period typical misogynist) so If his wife likes sex TOO MUCH he's suspecting that he's not the only one getting fucked by her.

So...yeah, divorce happened because Zeus could not handle all that, got suspicous that maybe she was treating him like he treated her bc she obviously did not care about their marriage (Perse genuinely did not gave a fuck If he cheated, and he found that suspicous) and decided that beauty, kindness and REALLY good sex were not enough to sustain a relationship when your wife is driving you insane in other ways.

4. Hummm the earliest I can think of for when the Perpollo marriage would have been plausible would be while Perse was pregnant with Asclepius.

I also think it would be extremely funny for that to happen bc it'd make it SO much harder to defend that Apollo did not babytrap his wife, like, if that's the case, why did she have a babybump in the wedding paintings???

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hiii!! I have a question about Percy's appearance

As we all know, she is extremely beautiful and attractive; that's no secret to anyone, but what kind of beauty would she have? I really imagine her having Siren Beauty

I know it's kind of ironic considering she's Poseidon's daughter, but just imagine her with those mesmerizing sea-green eyes and long, wavy black hair—like, literally a mermaid (although I think she'd be more of a siren, a darker beauty)

But like, what do you think she's like???

Ok, so I don't have an exact face claim to Percy because in my hcs she just...looks like something that should not exist? Like, you look at her and you know her beauty is the kind that should not be found within the reach of mortals.

I imagine her to have the kind of beauty that the more you look at her, the more you cannot tear your eyes away then you realize that you look like a creep bc why tf are you staring at some poor girl without blinking???

Girly has the type of beauty made to lure sailors into the water, I fear 😔

Not pictured, imagine being a teenage girl existing in the same classroom as her. I know I'd come out of my teenage years with 192839291 new insecurities.

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ngl you’re lowkey encouraging me to write my own fic, not an athenide au or an aphrodites au but something similar, i’m thinking something with hera ? i’m still working on it jus wanted to let you know how much your fic has inspired me to write my own 🤍🤍

PLEASE GO AHEAD 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I'm genuinely so happy to have you say that, If there's one thing I love it's when people get inspiration from my works to make their art of it.

Please tag me If you ever decide to write and post it because I just got Really interested in your idea

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I’m really curious, I’m your Aphrodities AU, if Eros had been the eldest sibling, would he treat Perse like she was his baby, the way she kinda treats him in the story? Or would that depend on when Perse was born—if she was born right after him, or if she was more of a middle child, or even the actual youngest of Aphrodite’s immortal children?

Do NOT speak to Eros as that's his baby, the child that the only thing stopping him from claiming that was born from his own body is the fact that to do that he'd have to say that he allowed Poseidon to top him and he doesn't think the man is man enough to handle him. (Poseidon does not take offense and is more than happy not proving that unhinged god wrong)

I can also imagine Perse and Anteros being twins (bc Aphrodite will not stop herself from using Poseidon for breeding purposes) and Eros choosing that no matter what form he takes, he NEEDS to be taller than his little sister.

He'll also be the first Greek God to go "That little girl is a child and I don't want you sniffing around her" because he does not think that Apollo's run though ass is good enough for his baby sister (He will encourage Perse to go out and spread her legs wings because one thing has nothing to do with the other)

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I just found out that apparently there are myths of Eros as a child being repeatedly stung by bees, so he runs crying to his mother for comfort, and I just thought that was cute. Also imagining him beefing with bees for the rest of eternity is hilarious to me ngl.

I can imagine a sobbing Eros climbing on Perse's lap as he shows his momma how the bees have been hurting him 😭😭😭

Eros, crying on Perse's lap as he complains to Aphrodite: Mama! I can't take this, bees are evil! What kind of degenerate being would want to cause this much suffering to someone?!

Aphrodite, giggling: Oh, love, the stings of a bee have nothing on the stings of my beautiful boy's arrows, and I would slaughter anyone who called you evil *boops his nose* these stings are just as natural as love itself, and the hurt they cause will fade twice as fast.

Perse, kissing the top of his head: There, there, little love. There's no need to hate bees, just stay away from their nests and they'll stop stinging you.

Eros, pouting: But I like honey—*Gets a realization* I like honey, so I won't stop going after bees' nests even if they sting me just how like people hate being heartbroken, but they won't stop falling in love!

Aphrodite, clapping her hands: That's my inteligent boy!

Perse, sighs with a smile: That really should not be the lesson learned today, but at least you did learn something*Pets Eros's head* Smart boy

Eros, nods proudly: AND, I also found out why people refeer what you and mama have between your thighs as honey! Because the sweetness is worth the sting of love!

Aphrodite, cooing: My baby is such a poet!

Perse, already used to it: He does have a way with words.

Clio, watching from a distance: *whispering* Write that shit down!

Erato: *on the same volume* On it!

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Wait, wait, wait, in the universe of the Aphrodites, it is mentioned that Apollo practiced the dance just as Perseira liked to dance, simply because she liked it that way (modern) and nobody knew how The question is, who was Apollo's test dummy for mastering the dance move? The one where you drop it and pick it up? The one who overused Apollo until they got the move right perfect? I need answers!!!! I don't think Leto was there, but if he was someone Apollo used until he vanished to perfect his discipline, he could have done it alone.But the step itself needs another to be done perfectly; it's not enough to just see it.

He actually practice his dancing moves on Leto! She also likes Perse's odd dance moves, and she enjoys dancing with her son, but whenever she wasn't available or in the mood; poor Artemis would be the sacrifice

Of course, it got to a point where our lady of the hunt would run the other direction If she saw her brother coming in her direction asking her to help him practice 'One last time, sister', but she'd eventually give in because Apollo would whine like a lil bitch and that's, like, the only man she could ever bring herself to pity

Apollo also thought to practice his dancing with Hermes, but he quickly changed his mind because he wasn't about to give more opportunities to his competition

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Just went througha ll your works an I havent read any yet but they look super cool and I need to say- You are a gift from GOD

Thank you,😭😭😭😭 I really hope you like something I wrote when you get around to reading It, and if you don't that's ok too bc I'm really happy that you at least like the concepts I come up with ❤️

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Just out of curiosity, in one of your fics, “And everyone will know (how loved you were)”, will there be a chapter with a POV of Asclepius?

Since Perse birthed him and both Apollo and Perse raised him together, I thought that it would be interesting to see things and moments from his sides and through his eyes, because he definitely got the inside scoop that no one else do

An Asclepius pov is not out of the realm of possibilities, but I'll admit that I haven't though much on the subject besides going "His childhood trauma is finding out that his parents were unmarried, he came to terms with that, then they went and got engaged"

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Chapters: 20/? Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Aphrodite/Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Amphitrite/Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Helios/Rhode (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson & Poseidon, Aphrodite & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Rhode, Percy Jackson & Triton, Percy Jackson & Kymopoleia, Percy Jackson/Leto, Asteria/Percy Jackson, Hades/Percy Jackson, Hades/Persephone (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson/Other(s), Apollo/Percy Jackson, Eros & Percy Jackson, Hermes & Percy Jackson, Iris & Percy Jackson, Danaë & Perseus (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson & Perseus, Danae & Percy Jackson Characters: Percy Jackson, Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Aphrodite (Percy Jackson), Amphitrite (Percy Jackson), Rhea (Percy Jackson), Leto (Percy Jackson), Asteria (Percy Jackson), Helios (Percy Jackson), Rhode (Percy Jackson), Triton (Percy Jackson), Kymopoleia (Percy Jackson), Hermes (Percy Jackson), Iris (Percy Jackson), Zephyros (Percy Jackson), Eos (Percy Jackson), Hera (Percy Jackson), Zeus (Percy Jackson), Danaë (Percy Jackson), Perseus (Percy Jackson), Dictys (Percy Jackson) Additional Tags: Female Percy Jackson, Alternate Universe - Athenide (Percy Jackson), Sort Of, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Ancient Greek Religion & Lore Fusion, Vibes Over Accuracy, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, doesn't happen but it's ancient Greece, Kid Fic, In the first part, Deity Percy Jackson, One-Sided Attraction, Attractive Percy Jackson, POV Outsider, Undersea Family | Amphitrite & Percy Jackson & Poseidon & Triton as Family, Child of Aphrodite Percy Jackson, Bisexual Percy Jackson, Protective Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Protective Aphrodite, can't believe this is not a tag, Good Parent Aphrodite (Percy Jackson), Good Parent Poseidon (Percy Jackson), …he tries, Weekly Updates, perpollo is endgame, Good Parent Amphitrite (Percy Jackson), Sexual Humor Summary:

The birth of Aphrodite’s oldest daughters wasn’t heralded by the loud crying of children, the shaking of the earth, or anything of the sort. Their birth was announced by an awkward Helios, asking if he could pick which girl would be his bride or if they would rather choose for him. The two gods, still basking in their afterglow, asked what girls he was talking about.

The Titan of the Sun merely pointed down, and following his finger, Poseidon and Aphrodite finally saw who the blonde was referring to. In the space where the sand meets the sea, stood two confused-looking girls holding each other’s hands.

or

The story of Perseira Aphrodities, daughter of Poseidon with Aphrodite told through the eyes of those around her.

Hey y'all 🫣🫣🫣 I posted another chapter today ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 

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Somewhere in the Aphrodities au

Mr D's spotify:

🎵I'm on that good Kush and alcohol (Mike WiLL Made-It)

I got some down bitches I can call (what's that?)

I don't know what I would do without y'all

I'ma ball 'til the day I fall (I'ma ball, ball, ball)🎵

Dionysus: Ugh, Hey! Link Campbell, turn it off for me!

Luke, sighs but turns it off anyway: Do you have to listen to that type of thing around children? *Looks at the playlist name* And why is your playlist called 'songs that remind me of mom"???

Dionysius, rolling his eyes: Get of my back, I don't have to answer you anything.

Luke, who knows the myths: ...does "Bitches love me" by Lil Wayne remind you of Lady Perse before she married your stepfather?

Dionysus, looking up to the sky and wishing he could get drunk: It's the chorus and the fourth stanza *Looks at Luke* and don't call Apollo my stepfather.

Chrion, looking up from some documents: You're still refusing to accept the marriage?

Dionysius, rolling his eyes: I just refuse to call my half-brother father, he gets way too smug