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Chapters: 19/? Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Aphrodite/Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Amphitrite/Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Helios/Rhode (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson & Poseidon, Aphrodite & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Rhode, Percy Jackson & Triton, Percy Jackson & Kymopoleia, Percy Jackson/Leto, Asteria/Percy Jackson, Hades/Percy Jackson, Hades/Persephone (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson/Other(s), Apollo/Percy Jackson, Eros & Percy Jackson, Hermes & Percy Jackson, Iris & Percy Jackson, Danaë & Perseus (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson & Perseus, Danae & Percy Jackson Characters: Percy Jackson, Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Aphrodite (Percy Jackson), Amphitrite (Percy Jackson), Rhea (Percy Jackson), Leto (Percy Jackson), Asteria (Percy Jackson), Helios (Percy Jackson), Rhode (Percy Jackson), Triton (Percy Jackson), Kymopoleia (Percy Jackson), Hermes (Percy Jackson), Iris (Percy Jackson), Zephyros (Percy Jackson), Eos (Percy Jackson), Hera (Percy Jackson), Zeus (Percy Jackson), Danaë (Percy Jackson), Perseus (Percy Jackson), Dictys (Percy Jackson) Additional Tags: Female Percy Jackson, Alternate Universe - Athenide (Percy Jackson), Sort Of, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Ancient Greek Religion & Lore Fusion, Vibes Over Accuracy, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, doesn't happen but it's ancient Greece, Kid Fic, In the first part, Deity Percy Jackson, One-Sided Attraction, Attractive Percy Jackson, POV Outsider, Undersea Family | Amphitrite & Percy Jackson & Poseidon & Triton as Family, Child of Aphrodite Percy Jackson, Bisexual Percy Jackson, Protective Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Protective Aphrodite, can't believe this is not a tag, Good Parent Aphrodite (Percy Jackson), Good Parent Poseidon (Percy Jackson), …he tries, Weekly Updates, perpollo is endgame, Good Parent Amphitrite (Percy Jackson), Sexual Humor Summary:
The birth of Aphrodite’s oldest daughters wasn’t heralded by the loud crying of children, the shaking of the earth, or anything of the sort. Their birth was announced by an awkward Helios, asking if he could pick which girl would be his bride or if they would rather choose for him. The two gods, still basking in their afterglow, asked what girls he was talking about.
The Titan of the Sun merely pointed down, and following his finger, Poseidon and Aphrodite finally saw who the blonde was referring to. In the space where the sand meets the sea, stood two confused-looking girls holding each other’s hands.
or
The story of Perseira Aphrodities, daughter of Poseidon with Aphrodite told through the eyes of those around her.
Another chapter posted today ❤️❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Finished the newest chapter of the Aphrodities au fic, but can't post rn cause I have to go visit my great grandma before she leaves for the retiring home tomorrow
Sad that I couldn't write more this week, so, I wanna ask y'all if you'd be interested in me posting an out of context Lestercy au smut I've written a while as y'all wait for me to (hopefully) post something sunday (She says, as if people look forward to her updates)
Should I post the Lestercy smut?
Please do
Fuck no
The people have spoken (and I couldn't control myself)
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Apollo/Percy Jackson Characters: Apollo (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson, Helios (mentioned) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Alternate Universe - No Gods (Percy Jackson), Female Percy Jackson, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Semi-Public Sex, Car Sex, a van but still counts, Dry Humping, Apollo typical breeding kink, jk it's only one line, Horny Teenagers, Enthusiastic Consent, Men Crying, Some Humor Series: Part 10 of The Lestercy au no one asked for Summary:
Or the one time where hormones become too much and our favorite couple gets freaky in the back of Lester's Van (He swears that he did not put those pillows there for that)
Posted another fic for the Lestercy au today 🙏 making up for not posting lately
Sad that I couldn't write more this week, so, I wanna ask y'all if you'd be interested in me posting an out of context Lestercy au smut I've written a while as y'all wait for me to (hopefully) post something sunday (She says, as if people look forward to her updates)
Should I post the Lestercy smut?
Please do
Fuck no
Somewhere in the Aphrodities au
Hermes, seeing Helios, Apollo and Psyche drinking together at the Olympus: Ohhh, am I see Aphrodite's in-laws hanging out together? Where are your other halves?
Helios, swirling the liquid in his glass: They're having a siblings' night out.
Hermes, confused: Even your wife?
Helios, shrugs: She can put up with her brothers being themselves if It means spending with her twin sister
Hermes, humming: And what are they doing?
Psyche, taking a sip from her drinking: Karaoke
Hermes, caught off guard: Excuse me
Apollo, sighing because he misses his wife: They went out to sing Karaoke
In another part of the world
Eros, striking a pose as soon as he enters the stage: 🎵 All the girls on the block knocking on my door🎶
Anteros, blowing a kiss to the audience: 🎶Wanna know what it is make the boys want more🎵
Rhodes, tapping her chin as she strutts: 🎵Is your lover playing on your side?🎵
Perse, shaking her head with pity as does the same: 🎶Said he loves ya, but he ain't got time?🎶
Rhodes & Perse, striking a pose: 🎶🎵Here's the answer, come and get it, at a knocked down price.🎶🎵
Eros & Anteros: Hey!
Perpollo mortal au where Apollo finds out that his girlfriend is actually his first cousin and is extremely relieved because ever since he found out that Percy is short for Persephone he's been lowkey wondering if perhaps she wasn't his half-sister...yeah...he still did not break up with her
Small scene under the cut
Perpollo mortal au but It's Apollo wanting Percy to move in 3 months into the relationship and everyone else thinking that's a red flag...it is, but, in Apollo's defense, he just really loves her and it's not his fault he absorved all of Artemis' U-haul lesbian tedencies in the womb
Percy, awkwardly: I don't think we should live together, I'm just really messy
Apollo, confused: That's ok, I hire a weekly cleaning service, just pick up after yourself day to day and it'll be fine
Percy, lying: I don't know how to cook
Apollo, waving her off: We can get take out, or take cooking classes together *eyes shining* we can even make it date night!
Percy, wanting to accept, but her friends will jump her if she does: I...sleep naked and take the whole bed
Apollo, chuckle: I also sleep naked and well...I'd never complain about being covered in you *wink*
Percy, hiding her face in embarrassment: You're unfair.
Somewhere in the Aphrodities au pt2
Hera: You know, niece, when you once told me you would "lose your shit" if you ever ended up accidently sharing a lover with one of your parents, this wasn't what I imagined
Perse, trying to figure out her wedding's seating chart: What do you mean, auntie?
Apollo, awkward laugh: I'm sure stepmother doesn't mean anything by that, now, should we sit Mnemosyne next to Thanatos or Hecate?
OP you are going to make me read an athenide au fic please gimme the link
https://archiveofourown.org/works/71029861/chapters/184737166
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Chapters: 18/? Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Aphrodite/Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Amphitrite/Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Helios/Rhode (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson & Poseidon, Aphrodite & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Rhode, Percy Jackson & Triton, Percy Jackson & Kymopoleia, Percy Jackson/Leto, Asteria/Percy Jackson, Hades/Percy Jackson, Hades/Persephone (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson/Other(s), Apollo/Percy Jackson, Eros & Percy Jackson, Hermes & Percy Jackson, Iris & Percy Jackson, Danaë & Perseus (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson & Perseus, Danae & Percy Jackson Characters: Percy Jackson, Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Aphrodite (Percy Jackson), Amphitrite (Percy Jackson), Rhea (Percy Jackson), Leto (Percy Jackson), Asteria (Percy Jackson), Helios (Percy Jackson), Rhode (Percy Jackson), Triton (Percy Jackson), Kymopoleia (Percy Jackson), Hermes (Percy Jackson), Iris (Percy Jackson), Zephyros (Percy Jackson), Eos (Percy Jackson), Hera (Percy Jackson), Zeus (Percy Jackson), Danaë (Percy Jackson), Perseus (Percy Jackson), Dictys (Percy Jackson) Additional Tags: Female Percy Jackson, Alternate Universe - Athenide (Percy Jackson), Sort Of, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Ancient Greek Religion & Lore Fusion, Vibes Over Accuracy, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, doesn't happen but it's ancient Greece, Kid Fic, In the first part, Deity Percy Jackson, One-Sided Attraction, Attractive Percy Jackson, POV Outsider, Undersea Family | Amphitrite & Percy Jackson & Poseidon & Triton as Family, Child of Aphrodite Percy Jackson, Bisexual Percy Jackson, Protective Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Protective Aphrodite, can't believe this is not a tag, Good Parent Aphrodite (Percy Jackson), Good Parent Poseidon (Percy Jackson), …he tries, Weekly Updates, perpollo is endgame, Good Parent Amphitrite (Percy Jackson), Sexual Humor Summary:
The birth of Aphrodite’s oldest daughters wasn’t heralded by the loud crying of children, the shaking of the earth, or anything of the sort. Their birth was announced by an awkward Helios, asking if he could pick which girl would be his bride or if they would rather choose for him. The two gods, still basking in their afterglow, asked what girls he was talking about.
The Titan of the Sun merely pointed down, and following his finger, Poseidon and Aphrodite finally saw who the blonde was referring to. In the space where the sand meets the sea, stood two confused-looking girls holding each other’s hands.
or
The story of Perseira Aphrodities, daughter of Poseidon with Aphrodite told through the eyes of those around her.
Another chapter posted today ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Chapters: 17/? Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Aphrodite/Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Amphitrite/Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Helios/Rhode (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson & Poseidon, Aphrodite & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Rhode, Percy Jackson & Triton, Percy Jackson & Kymopoleia, Percy Jackson/Leto, Asteria/Percy Jackson, Hades/Percy Jackson, Hades/Persephone (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson/Other(s), Apollo/Percy Jackson, Eros & Percy Jackson, Hermes & Percy Jackson, Iris & Percy Jackson, Danaë & Perseus (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson & Perseus, Danae & Percy Jackson Characters: Percy Jackson, Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Aphrodite (Percy Jackson), Amphitrite (Percy Jackson), Rhea (Percy Jackson), Leto (Percy Jackson), Asteria (Percy Jackson), Helios (Percy Jackson), Rhode (Percy Jackson), Triton (Percy Jackson), Kymopoleia (Percy Jackson), Hermes (Percy Jackson), Iris (Percy Jackson), Zephyros (Percy Jackson), Eos (Percy Jackson), Hera (Percy Jackson), Zeus (Percy Jackson), Danaë (Percy Jackson), Perseus (Percy Jackson), Dictys (Percy Jackson) Additional Tags: Female Percy Jackson, Alternate Universe - Athenide (Percy Jackson), Sort Of, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Ancient Greek Religion & Lore Fusion, Vibes Over Accuracy, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, doesn't happen but it's ancient Greece, Kid Fic, In the first part, Deity Percy Jackson, One-Sided Attraction, Attractive Percy Jackson, POV Outsider, Undersea Family | Amphitrite & Percy Jackson & Poseidon & Triton as Family, Child of Aphrodite Percy Jackson, Bisexual Percy Jackson, Protective Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Protective Aphrodite, can't believe this is not a tag, Good Parent Aphrodite (Percy Jackson), Good Parent Poseidon (Percy Jackson), …he tries, Weekly Updates, perpollo is endgame, Good Parent Amphitrite (Percy Jackson), Sexual Humor Summary:
The birth of Aphrodite’s oldest daughters wasn’t heralded by the loud crying of children, the shaking of the earth, or anything of the sort. Their birth was announced by an awkward Helios, asking if he could pick which girl would be his bride or if they would rather choose for him. The two gods, still basking in their afterglow, asked what girls he was talking about.
The Titan of the Sun merely pointed down, and following his finger, Poseidon and Aphrodite finally saw who the blonde was referring to. In the space where the sand meets the sea, stood two confused-looking girls holding each other’s hands.
or
The story of Perseira Aphrodities, daughter of Poseidon with Aphrodite told through the eyes of those around her.
Guess who stopped messing around and FINALLY posted another chapter? Yeah, me! Hope y'all enjoy it ❤️❤️❤️
Somewhere in the Aphrodities au
During the Orestia
Apollo: Miss Aphrodities, as the best wife in the world—
Hera, glaring: And who decided on that?
Zeus: Apollo
Apollo: My apologies, Miss Aphrodities as the wife everyone has wanted at some point in their lives, what do you think about Clymnestra murdering her husband?
Perse, on stand: I feel like she was too merciful
Orestes, the defendant: Excuse me?
Apollo, glaring at him: *hisses* Not now *Turns to Perse* Would the beautiful woman care to elaborate?
Perse, smiles apologetic at Orestes: Of course, apologies to the son who lost his father as no child should have to go through that, but personally speaking *Face growing cold* If my husband had promised our daughter a wedding with the greatest heroes of our time*Ignoring Ares loudly saying 'She fucking hated Achiles'* but it was all a front to sacrifice her because he could simply NOT resist hunting in sacred lands and then he dared to come back home as if nothing happened... well, I'd no longer have a husband and there'd be another limbless corpse rotting in Tartarus
Apollo, her husband: *Sighs dreamly* We should have a few daughters, I already can imagine you with them—*Shaking his head* Sorry, so, Miss Aphrodities, you agree with that Clymnestra killed her husband for a good reason *Perse nods* Then do you agree with her treatment of her remaining children?
Perse, shakes her head: No
Apollo, nodding: Thank you, my love *Turns to the rest of court* So, although we cannot fault Clymnestra for her reaction to what her husband had done, this matter cannot intefer with the defendant's judgement, as he did not simply avenge his father, but also the treatment he and his remaining siblings went through
Zeus, surprised: Huh, he actually had a point
Hera, dryly: And here I thought he just wanted a reason to gawk at his own wife
Aphrodities au thought
So, since Perse has the domain of contracts (and business deals), Zeus takes her together with Hermes and Athena whenever he has to do some dealings with other pantheons, partially because she IS the one who's perfect for bridging the "gap" in how different Oaths are in different cultures, partially because she's love at first sight which mean people get too distracted staring at her pretty face to realize they're being picked clean.
He even does some "plausible deniability" ish where Perse is present, but she's wearing a veil covering her face and if it so happens that people get confused why both her and Athena are present, but she's the only one veiled so they insist for her to show her face like everybody else...
Small scene under the cut
Apollo being annoying abt bagging the two hotties of Sparta. Three, two, one...
Oh, but he'd be THE most annoying bitch about it.
I can clearly imagine him dropping in all conversations that he's the specialest little unicorm/couple's dinner in Ancient Greece bc he pulled BOTH the pince and princess of Sparta (who were separetely elected as the prettiest boy and prettiest girl in the land by popular vote)
Like, Apollo was not the first or last person who dreamed of being the meat in that hottie sandwich, but HE'S the one who managed to make his dreams come true so, in his masterful opinion, he's better than everyone.
honestly i need hyacinthus and percy leeching off of apollo warmth headcannons
Hummm, since you asked polietly
Under the cut to not annoy anyone scrolling
I wasn't expecting to fall in love with the Aphrodites au as much as I did, but Perse being the hottest goddess in olympus and just not knowing how many people are in love with her was hilarious. I loved her relationship with her siblings too
Thank you! I also did not expect to like writting that AU as much as I do. It mostly started as a conversation on discord with my bestie, which turned into me writing the og 4 chapters as her birthday gift and now I'm 16 chapters in 😅 in my defense, it's a really fun au