#lifecanbeineffable

[jackisbored6969]

I'll fight you in a Denny's parking lot at 3am for mothman's love

excuse me bitch? is that a challenge? ill let you know im a master of close combat. proficient if both with knives and bare hands. before you even notice i moved i would break your nose, slap you across the face, and stab you in the kidney. ill cut out your liver and feed to mothman. BUT LIVER IS ONE OF HIS FAVORITE FOODS. I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT. BECAUSE YOU DONT REALLY LOVE MOTHMAN. YOU NEVER DID. YOU JUST WANTED THE MOTHMAN DICK, PATRICIA 

[fuckhandsmcmicycle]

I started crying when I saw your url I want you to know that

glad to know my username can strike fear into the masses...

[jackisbored6969]

Do you ever just feel a deep, spiritual connection to walruses

shit dude me too. is it the whole lounging around being lazy as fuck all day thing?

[jackisbored6969]

i appreciate ur support on my shit tier meme

you’re welcome. i appreciate your appreciation 

[themightynyunyi]

2, 16, 40?

2. When you hum random music what song is it?always my current favourite one which I listen to non-stop

16: Your comfort food, and why.already answered

40: Least favorite color.already answered

[izuqu]

oil paints & thunder

oil paints: what would you title the autobiography of your life so far?

On Deck 

thunder: what’s one thing you would never do for a million dollars?

bungee jump or skydive (i’m too afraid of heights)

[jackisbored6969]

Tell me the exact number of faces in your header

109. might be slightly off

[notlonesoldier09]

1, 62, 92

1) when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

well there’s always milk left after i’ve eaten all the cereal so i’d say more milk than cereal

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?

nah i don’t drink anything, i just have a bowl of cereal

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?

i don’t have cheese with my pasta