「DEKU」

32. nonbinary. he/they. not all heroes wear capes, some wear red sneakers.

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[andysaas]

eyes

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[fairycosmos]

lollllllll. But it’s not funny though is it

[squeakitties]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

new type of guy just dropped

[powerburial]

this is standard issue uncle

[draconym]

It burns my biscuits whenever I hear someone say that a person or group "doesn't contribute to society." Society is comprised of people. Those people are society. Society exists for and because of the people in it. It's like when I'm bicycling in the city and some schmuck leans out the window of his lifted pickup and yells at me for "blocking traffic." Bitch, I am traffic.

[dogpuppy]

[throathole]

“I ate an edible last night” yeah I did too you dumb fuck it’s called food for dinner

[dogpuppy]

[redstonedust]

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

[prairiesprout]

I need their help

[throathole]

[gumi-megpoidd]

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

[gyaru-tau]

my contribution to baby youtube trend

[devpalmer]

the text scammers are resorting to victorian letter type tactics

[sapropel]

Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages