Feb 22, 2020
Me on the bus for a field trip: *hears a teacher yell*
Teacher (wheezing): WHO JUST AIR DROPPED A PICTURE OF BUTTERED NOODLES!?
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Me on the bus for a field trip: *hears a teacher yell*
Teacher (wheezing): WHO JUST AIR DROPPED A PICTURE OF BUTTERED NOODLES!?
Today was the greatest day in my entire life so far. Actually seeing and hearing the heartbeat of your first child is one of the most astounding things I've experienced so far and it all didn't hit me until I heard it. I'm more excited to see this little bean sprout over the next few months than I have been for anything ever. (Even car related) 😂 #ComingSoon #LittleEmling #June2018 #MiniHuman #MyEyesAreWet #AnActuallDaddy #Offspring #GangGang #FamBam #LifeIsWeirdSometimes (at Women's & Children's Hospital)
just realized the double negative that is nonmonogamy
Mono couple: We're not going to have sex with other people.
Poly couple: Oh yeah? Well we're not not going to have sex with other people.