Padawan Memelord

all around nerd bro

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*Christmas day at dad's* Dad: *chastising me about not telling everyone about a skillet* Me: I don't spread the information! I'm not the lord!!!¡¡¡

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Me on the bus for a field trip: *hears a teacher yell*

Teacher (wheezing): WHO JUST AIR DROPPED A PICTURE OF BUTTERED NOODLES!?

[writing-prompt-s]

“We have reason to believe that the ever-growing dark spot upon the surface of the Moon which no light can penetrate is actually God’s shadow.”

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God: *hiding during the moon landing*

Armstrong: One small step for-

God: ¡¡¡gET thE heLL Of mY MoOn!!!

[cryptocism]

look me in the eyes dc and tell me a seventeen year old would make a good ceo

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This is a mood and a half

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So, my mom got tickets to go to a dinner and dance charity banquet for Valentine's Day. She couldn't find a date so she asked me to go with her, obviously I said yes. We get there and I am SUPER nervous (I already have extreme anxiety) and my first thought: shit. It's ALL old people. Now I've got nothing against old people, but it seemed like there was not a single person (other than me) under the age of 30. P.s I'm 13. Every time I stood up people stared at me and when I said something intelligent people were flabbergasted. One lady asked if she had met me before, "maybe in a college interview?" She said (I'm in 8th grade). Overall I had fun. But I had a total (I counted) of 8 panic attacks within the span of 2 hours!👍

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

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I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[ratabethchase]

It’s real omg

[binamite]

Every single time I come across this I will curse my followers by reblogging it

[pianoperson]

Oh what this is the first ever post on Tumblr? Damn.

[palenoface]

Top Ten Tumblr Posts That Makes You Scroll Faster

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REBLOG TILL THE DAY I DIE

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😢beautiful😢

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*in target*

Me: *picks up weird bowl* what is this?

Shay: idk

Me: salad holder?

Me: *flips weird bowl over* *looks at label*

Me: ...

Me: bowl

[goawfma]

“but..but it’s communism!!!” says the parent who can’t afford to make ends meet

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Meanwhile in America....

*screams*

*gunshots*

*fireworks*

*poverty*

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My mom: What color should we paint this room?

Me: *makes a suggestion*

My mom: *glares dissaprovingly*

Me:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[apathetic-revenant]

demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

[poppetawoppet]

roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E

demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.

roomba: *vibrates excitedly*

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Alexa: *overhearing* finnaly, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

[classicarte]

The Light She Brings – Joep Beving

Une femme cousant dans un intérieur (Woman Sewing in an Interior) Bertha Wegmann, 1891

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This is beautiful...😭