Regularly scheduled; Bruce is the fem fatale agenda /bad sex stuff
Bruce romancing young party girls left and right is no longer a particularly attractive or admirable quality, to the extent a sweet talking pickup artist was once considered a desirable trait in a man's man
However!
Bruce being a push over leading to him being " the easy girl " is still a viable route
Like Bruce who's lonely and extremely self destructive, learning to let his guard down, with people who just really want to bang him
Young Bruce practicing being unremarkable in a crowd, blending in with the general populace
Trying to be enticing in a way that makes people with dick for brains salivate
Bruce who has a truly ungodly amount of sex tapes floating around the internet
Bruce who has tanked many a promising politicians career by looking the part of a poor little meow meow in over their head on camera, despite being of age and fully consenting
Wait Brudick where Dick has seen every conceivable depraved porn scenario done to a barely legal Bruce on film??
Bruce who isn't particularly ashamed of the bedroom adventures, but is uncomfortable with how he can't tell his kids, no experimental sex, without being a lying liar?
Bruce who is both the shameful step child and symbol of hope of butt fucking enthusiast community, because on one hand, a masculine looking man getting railed and enjoying the hell out of it is good for morale
On the other hand the joke of the town is Bruce's man cave sees more action than a dozen strip clubs do in a month