🖤💗Courage has been stated to be a beagle (with the explanation that PINK beagles only come from the Middle of Nowhere, though I think he’s more of a light fuchsia).
Assuming he lives the averaged lifespan for a beagle (13.5 years), that’s a total of 425,736,000 seconds (or exactly 7,095,600 minutes). Now the entire series run was 1,144 minutes (or 19 hours and 4 minutes). So, if we divide 7,095,000 by 1,144, we get 6,202. Judging by this, we only saw about 1/6202 of Courage’s life.
In the show, Courage spent a total of 1,298 seconds (or 21:38 minutes) screaming, which is 1/53 of the show. 53 times 6,202 is 328,705.
This means that Courage spent 1/328705 of his ENTIRE LIFE screaming (or 1,681,158 seconds, which is 28,019:20 minutes (WHICH IS ABOUT 46 HOURS AND 56 MINUTES AND 20 SECONDS))!!!!💗🖤