#light no

[lightstrikesfromabove]

"What happens if I yell "Field fuck"...? I heard it's a training exercise."

[shxtteredlegacy]

You are A GOD OF... Something

[theeasiestenemy-archived]

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT."

   “Wha-at? It’s true.”

*BlackLight didn’t even miss a beat, continuing to read the newspaper with a bored expression.

   “You totally wanna ma-ake out with Mettaton. I can see the way you swoon over the guy. Have you seen his EX form yet? I be-et you would die as you fling yourself into his arms and scre-eam ‘TAKE ME, I’M YOURS!’ “

*Finally, a mischievous grin appeared on the starseed’s face.

   “I bet if you pla-ay your cards right, you’ll get to see his bedroom.”

[complicatedmerary]

justiceforged It got better.

[xestheim]

[text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka.

[text] So, how drunk are you going to get yourself tonight?

[text] Or maybe I should ask, how drunk are you already?

[complicatedmerary]

Reason Number One Why Light Yagami Is The Worst Boyfriend Ever

He thinks about other men during supposedly romantic heterosexual moments. And he actually tells you that he does.

[miss-to-oh]

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Send me §, for my muse’s reaction to your’s slowly slipping a knife into their chest.

It was so sudden, one argument to another and a knife quickly set itself on her chest. A pained cry slipped from her lips.