elves are always like “humans are so silly that they think all these things they can’t get anything right” but they also like… look maybe before elves go to foxfire they get homeschooled or go to a different school or smth but if not… then do they just not know math? If you asked an elf what 12x11 was would they know the answer? Also: have elves been to space? Do they know how the universe started? Do they even know there is a universe? Are they aware of evolution? I know Shannon can’t just come up with a brand new Theory of how the universe was created but in universe that doesn’t change the fact that elves don’t seem to know that the sun is going to explode one day. Also they don’t seem to know how their own technology works? We never get a valid explanation of light leaping, like apparently the crystal redirects the sunbeam to wherever you want to go but like… how to you travel with the light? How do you simply disintegrate and then just… put yourself back together? Like until someone explains that I’m calling it magic. Elves are magical species they say it’s not magic and magic “ is just something humans made up to explain things that can’t understand” which isn’t what magic is by the way but whatever I guess. But also they don’t understand how they’re doing what they’re doing either! How can you just…control fire? It’s magic! That’s pretty much all I have to say sooo yeah see you in my next rant ig













