FraScot for the shipping meme, please!
So I’m just going to say right now that as fun as these shipping memes are, this is going to be the last one I take for this particular meme. If another one gets sent in, I just don’t think I’ll have the energy to do it, and I don’t want the person who sends it in to be disappointed that they never get a response.
That being said, let’s go.
~ SEND ME A SHIP & I’LL TELL YOU WHO…
insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible
Alasdair. He’s not terrible, but compared to Francis, he has the general grace of a seal on land.
likes to watch reality tv
Both. They’re goddamn suckers for it. They’ll mock the other if they catch them, but soon enough, they’re both sitting on the couch yelling and far too emotionally invested.
refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone
Francis. He’s going to let things be free if they aren’t expecting company.
is the jealous / protective one
Alasdair. It’s easy to be jealous when you’ve got Francis, and so he’s going to make sure everyone knows that, banter as you will, hands off his man.
goes all out on the holidays
Francis. The house seems very stylish, let minimalist from the outside. A wreath, white Christmas lights, very stylish and pretty. Inside the halls have been bedecked with holly and fir and mistletoe is in nearly every doorway, and the place smells of fresh baked cookies every single day of December.
cries over books
Francis. Listen... cut the man some slack, Ali, it’s more than just a book (also don’t pretend you didn’t cry the first time you saw Brave, Ali, we know you better than that).
is terrible with kids
Neither. Alasdair’s the most likely to slip up and cuss, but they’re both pretty good with kiddos.
drinks too much caffeine
Alasdair. The man drinks tea, coffee, and Irn Bru like no one’s business. Probably to cure his hangover.
could sleep for twenty-four hours straight
Francis. He needs his beauty sleep, and besides… If you’re up in Alasdair’s type of climate, why ever leave the house?
never wears matching socks
Francis. It was a very short phase however, rather than a long term thing. Fran: It’s called fashion!Ali: No, it’s called looking like an American tween.
punches a tree when they’re angry
Alasdair. Hell, the man throws logs, what else could we expect? He’s definitely busted his knuckles open punching a tree at least once.
gets scared by the toaster
Alasdair. Francis finds it hilarious when the Scotsman leaps away from it with absolutely no grace at all.
